Buffy Chan

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Worm Gardens
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5/3/2021 11:35pm

EXCERPTS FROM PROJECT WORMSIGN

definitelybuffy39982

Wormholes #99XX through #1273c have now been mapped and tagged. The grounds under much of the school are like swiss cheese, especially under both Blavatsky and Seeger dorms, which suits our research needs perfectly.

@Janitor Pete has been a big help putting yellow tape up around the wormholes we don't need more info on, and for the most part we're directing traffic away from them (except for the occasional student as needed for control purposes). But we've successfully kept Mr. Pete unaware the full extent of the activity underneath the dorms, and they remain fully occupied. Once they break through and fall into the wormscape we should have a bunch of new data. If we don't see breakthrough in the next few days, we'll implement PROJECT BLASTEMUP to get things moving.

So far we can find no evidence of Dr. Freemium's theory of "thinning" reality walls. Well, circumstantial evidence at best. Eckhart readings remain within acceptable parameters, though upon casual observation it's possible some students aren't "fully there." Impossible to tell without full diagnostic testing, but my team just doesn't have the resources for that at this time.

Buffy out.





Worm Gardens
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4/6/2021 10:50pm

EXCERPTS FROM PROJECT WORMSIGN

definitelybuffy39982

(shaky and obscure phone video of dry grass and rocks)

The readings say it should be right around here somewhere... Have to be careful because I don't want to walk right into it, I could fall into another--- wait!

(camera shifts to a space up the hill, where a great brown nose is nudging up a rock)

THERE! See? I knew I could hear the worms under the earth. Have you ever stood around a wet lawn and heard the worms squirming through the mud? It's like that, but lower, and deeper. Also drier, since it's winter.

(the worm moves the rock aside, stretches out of the hole, and waves around in the air. it's a giant earthworm)

Ah, I've called a big one alright! Let's go take a closer look, shall we?

(the worm seems to notice Buffy approaching, then slips back into its hole)

They're shy. They really don't know their own size.

(the camera follows the ground for a short time, obviously forgotten by Buffy as she walks to the hole)

And... THERE! See it? Blacker than black, no light escaping, no depth... but watch...

(Buffy has turned the camera to the utterly black hole and throws a stick into it)

Bloop! Gone! Just like that. You couldn't even see it fall down the hole, because it's not a hole like that, it's more of a---whoops!

(the stick suddenly flies back out of the hole, landing on the nearby ground)

Oh! Sorry down there!

Anyway, computer, mark this GPS as Wormhole #998b, as per the Giant Intelligent Slug map. And we'll need to cordon off this whole area. Inform control.

Buffy out.