Don’t let your DNA get in the compost. What do you do with your nail clippings? You can't just let them fall outside either because who knows what will get ahold of them.

Mostly been staying on my floor, beating everybody at Telekinetic Carrom. Well, that's how I play it. Everybody plays it their own way. There's icers and heaters and gushers and thuds, but the game was originally designed by and for telekinetics.

I got stuck on tunneling duty with Toby the Ice Worm.

I’m sending some mummies through the ice tunnels to check on how things are going at Donner Dorm. My RA says that they ate each other there one winter.

Today I lose power in my dorm what I do? Pls i'm on 7% battery on my phone

Since the power's still out I could come by and stick my finger in your phone @Kyle. Actually I could just hold it in my hand and juice it up. Or from a few feet away if I want to bust a blood vessel.

Somebody’s lost control of their mummies and now they’re wandering blind through the ice tunnels. Toby the Ice Worm uses its frosty breath to keep them herded up in the old tunnels, mostly, but heads up!

Toby opened a tunnel to the surface and I squeezed up through it and boy was it nice to get some fresh air! Snow's still falling but through a break in the clouds I saw a blimp, or something, circling campus. Orange with black warning stripes. Anybody else been topside?

I've tried to get the mummies to come back, but they are proving to be highly resistant.

Naturally I first tried the Eye of the Jackal (signing up for the monthly mummy subscription definitely paid off) but that just made them more unruly. They also felt the torches were quite rude.

Strangely, I've found myself in negotiation with the head mummy, or "Hip Priest" as he refers to himself as, annoyingly, in third person, continually.

They're still figuring out what they want. But in the meantime have agreed to let anyone they run into in the tunnels pass freely. Just ignore their hissing and whispering.

Those mummies are like the number one reason not to just scatter your toenail clippings any old where. You can imagine EXACTLY what they are doing with them.