well, since um breakfast has basically been officially incorporated into our business, we um will be officially called....

The Twenty Minutes Breakfast Club. Please call the Club that whenever you may reference us.

by the way, um thank you @billie buttersworth for the idea of the name of the new club!! also, it would be ummm simply wonderful if you uh joined us, so welcome to the club if you join us!

let us thank the Alternation Society for making so many things possible for our club. uhhh, since my second school uniform is itchy and too small, i will be contacting the Alternation Society to see if i could ummmmmmm ask for a specific request for the club. wish me luck, i guess....

sounds fun, i'm in! should i bring waffles? is anyone bringing syrup?

sorry cant make it maybe next time @Beck

Wait a minute -- THE @Terror Bean, from the Goldentouch Family Restaurant -- the old-fashioned, family-friendly diner known for breakfast & classic American comfort food? AKA THE FOREVER DINER? Where @Gretel and her gang had all that trouble?

If you've got that on your resume, you should check out the job post at Sapir/Whorf. We're thinking about opening for Psychic Breakfast, since Reality Breakfast was totally not paying off.

@Beck you may bring umm some waffles, but im not sure if we uh have the syrup covered by someone else in the club, but @syrup we can probably uhh figure something out for you....

@Hazel Mektis heyyy, i ummm think ive seen you around! but yes, The @
Terror Bean who worked at Goldentouch is at our ummm club...quite ummm, honestly exciting! but would you perhaps like to join the uhhh club?

hi everyone! uhhh, well, i got back my clothing from the alteration society!!! it's egg themed and can uhhhhh have eggs be pulled from the suit, including dishes based around eggs, and if eggs are thrown at it its just absorbed back into the suit, and um its yellow and white and its really pretty honestly.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Which is why we have a whole day dedicated to honoring breakfast - Sunday!

This morning, we greeted the Great Yolk in the Sky wearing our white table linen cloaks, shaking the shakers, and chanting the ritual incantations. Then we performed the Throwing of the Spoons (the number that land bowl-side up determines how the eggs will be prepared). Today: scrambled.

This was followed by the Drawing of the Dark and Light (toast), the Squeezing of the Orb (where the rays of the sun are symbolically released from an orange), and then--the Sizzling.

Sweets were brought forth, fruits sliced, white milks frothed, and bitter black drinks were brewed.

I only washed dishes at the Goldentouch, @Hazel Mektis, so this isn't something I've ever done professionally. But I did watch the chef/monks very carefully. After leaving the Goldentouch, I became involved in the breakfast community just because I found it holds really deep and special meaning for me.

yeah, it was ummmm, truly beautiful honestly, @Terror Bean remember how it started to uh make me cry? and oh, remember how everyone somehow um messed up during the sizzling? it was just simply amazing, and i um feel that it is right to start documenting what we do here at the twenty minutes breakfast club

Using an old Tarot recipie, I rounded up a rebel, a princess, a brain, a jock, and an outcast (in the form of the Devil, the Empress, the Magician, the Knight, and the Hermit), which is fundamental for the invocation of the Psychic Breakfast Club.

What we need next is a really special egg. Like that egg that @Mulemai Selenei carries around. It's long enough after Easters, don't you think? Also: igneous utensils!

Here's that job posting from Sapir/Whorf, @Terror Bean:

NEEDED: BREAKFAST COOK

Sapir/Whorf--your local infoshop, local music venue, and PWYC coffee stop--seeks short order breakfast cook. Formerly reality based, Sapir/Whorf is moving into the Unreality Space, and will begin offering "Special Breakfast" to select customers able to read our unreality-based breakfast menu.

Skills & Requirements:

Candidates should have a firm grasp of ethereal and transcendental cooking techniques, includingVegan, Vegetarian, Cage Free, Alchemical, Magical, Sotapannical, Sakadagamical, Anāgāmical, and Arahatical. Candidates will be asked to perform a wide range of enlightening breakfast creation tasks intended to dismiss the veil of illusion created by reality-based breakfasts.

One year previous experience required, preferably in a trans-real kitchen environment.

To apply: Visit Sapir/Whorf and be prepared to create an unreal breakfast with ingredients of our choosing.

@xiirth, since you're the breakfast expert, feel free to pass this around to any of your other Twenty Minute Breakfast Club acquaintances. Sapir/Worf is a great place to work! Except the getting paid part. Also, what about @Mulemai Selenei's egg?