@Hazel Mektis oooooo, uh, that sounds like a wonderful job! i would um, apply, but you need one year of experience, and ive only started cooking more hardcore ummm 11 months ago, which is under the one year experience.....maybe theres another job where i could be um something like a waiter/waitress or busgirl/busboy, since that doesnt uh need as much experience....


everyone that is in the twenty minutes breakfast club, take note of this! uhhh, it might help with your experience, and plus....

we must commit another heist with our breakfast assemble....shall we steal another item?

@xiirth i know that the dragons from the fourth plane of gold have a giant ruby egg we could maybe steal, but i've encountered them before, and their twelve troll minions pack quite the punch. we'd need somebody skilled in teleportation and a lot of people who can fight well. if anybody wants to join me in this venture i can bring eight brick golems.

@Beck that uh sounds like a great idea! we could ummm celebrate after we get the egg and hatch it and make the uh dragon our mascot or sacrifice it to the egg gods but uh either way that sounds like a solid uh plan. i cant ummm teleport but i could possibly use my cakes somehow for this, and i guess i could fight uh pretty well....does anybody else in the club uh wanna join in?

Ok, I'm going to do a practice run. I used a sharpie to inscribe an egg with a picture of a phoenix and put my unformed wishes into it. I'm going to think about it all day and dream it tonight. Then tomorrow make a fried egg sandwich with gochujang sauce for breakfast. If everything goes right... Well, we'll see!

@billie buttersworth have uhh fun with your practice run! tell us ummm how it went once youre done with it, also yeah, @Mulemai Selenei , would it be ummmmmm alright if we used your special egg? uh its alright if you dont want us using it though

Just before I fell asleep last night, I had a dream/vision of cooking an egg in a pan. And it was black! That didn't seem like a good thing, but I didn't think anything of it.

But this morning, when I cracked my rune and sigil inscribed egg in a bowl and scrambled it and poured it in the pan and cooked it, guess what? It was black! Ok not as black as in my dream/vision, but definitely had some blackness. I think it's just because there was some stuff left in the pan. Or it was all the non-stick coating coming off. :(

I ate it anyway. In a sandwich. The gochujang sauce covered any funky taste, but I put it in my body. Excited to see what happens!

@billie buttersworth !!! that could be an um terrible sign that something is to come to the twenty minutes breakfast club....i also had a terrible dream last night about my waffles falling onto the floor and getting covered in uh awful germs, and this morning that happened to me!! i couldnt even uh look at it, it was so disgusting....

everyone in the breakfast club, @Mulemai Selenei , @Terror Bean , @Beck , @Hazel Mektis , and finally @billie buttersworth and i, we must uh steal an item that may bring um good luck to our club. hopefully breakfast related. any ideas?

I'm a dishwasher, not a professional cook, but I paid close attention to the kitchen at the Goldentouch. I think that blackened egg you cooked is actually a sign of success, @billie buttersworth! It's the very first stage on the breakfast path.

Tomorrow, I'd like to treat you to a Psychic Continental Breakfast. I'll bring you a red robe and the zingiest orange juice and most heavenly pastries you can imagine. You do the coffee.

through um, long thinking, ive finally uh come up with a good luck idea....i know that uhh @billie buttersworth has had good luck with his um eggs, but while in the librarys third basements i was able to ummm find information on the bad dream with my waffles.....it seems that that means that bad luck is to come to the person who had the dream and dropped the waffles on the morbid floor......

i have recently been going around to the nearest breakfast museums, and i think that i have um finally found our item....its a piece of toast with our lord ̶̢̛̛̙͉͖̥̗͎͑̐ͥͧͣ̌ͥ̋ͫ̊ͮ́͊ͣͦ̓͢ ͥͤ͐ͦ͊̓̓̌̇̚͢͏̢̜̫̮͕͕ ̴̬̰̼̤̫̪͕̱̳͍̩̭̰̜̯̾͂ͩ̆ͣ͐ͫͭ̚ ̸ͧ̈́͒̈́̓͛̇ͯ͐ͩ͋ͯ̈̽̽͊̃͘͘͏̹̱̥͔͈̗ ̸̗͙̮̖͕͓͓̻͖͎͕͉̰̰̟ͥ̾ͨ̔̊̓mͯ̃ͩ̅ͫ̓҉̪̳̹̩̳̪͇̦̯̗̝̹̣̳̦͉̀r̨̨̛̺̰͓̻̜͌ͨ͛̌̽ͪ̈̀̉̇ͯͣͯ͌͠ ̷̛̪͕͚̜̫͙̓ͭ̿̐ͧ͛ͤ̀ͦͩ̎͘͟b̵̸̛͎̮͎̲͇͇̗͖̹̦̯̭̑ͣ͂̇̊̍̍̀̚͡r̷̨̟̙ͬ̆̈̽ͅȅ̢͛ͦ̑̎ͫ͊͐̈ͨ̾͒ͧ͠҉͔̭̭̹̭̻̖͔͙̼͚̗̙̫̜͓̝͉a̶̢̧̨͚̲̝̘̙͍͚͍͓̤͍͖̤ͬ̌̋̂͛͑ͭk̥̼̟̬̮̻̰̘̹̲͎̳̦͈̠̣̖̘̅͊̇͛ͨͪ̑̿͗̆͘͟f̷̡̮̲̹̲͎̣͕̻̝̻̟̩̮͉̏̀̽̇̇ͪ̽͋̏ͫ̐̄ͦ̚ͅą̸̴̞͎̘̺̠̖͈͕͎̣̱̭̱̯̯̘̥̝ͤ̅ͥͭ̋̏͟͝s̸̞̫̗͚̙̼̪̣̫̘̹̝̯̥͋̒͐͑͊̏̄̔ͣ̇ͤ́̃̽͌̀̀͘ţ̛͖͈̰̙̩͎͔͐ͪͯ͊̓̀̏̈́͆̆͑͛͋ͩ͊̚͜ ̜̜͕͕̻͙̺͈̹̰̠̻̦̱ͣͤ̔͌͋̀͘͞l͂̊ͤ͑̑̽͛̂ͮ̽̉҉͇̜̜̤̦̫͉͔̰̮̟̳̜̬͟͝ͅȧ̯̯͕̤̜͔̞̘͚̻͇̹̬̩̪͚ͤ̒̈ͫ̉ͮ̎͊͌ͬ͗ͦ̇̊̀͞͞d̶̰͔̮̮̗͑̋̾ͨ̉͛͋ͩ͆ͧ̃̍̒͛̈͆̀͡͝͠y̧̤̺̹̩̝̖͒͆̌͊̊̈́͘ ̦͎͕̦͚̻̭̞̫̐̉ͯ̔͛̀͠͡͞ ̶̸̶̼̰͔͍̤̦͉̩̪̦̼͚̬͉͕̤͎̌̈ͥͭ̂͛̃̅ͬ̓̈ͧ̽͐̏͒͋̕ ̶̡̢̨̛͖̤̬͎͖̦̩̝͓̯ͬ̔́ͬ̑̿̌̂͂͐ͪ̈́ͅ ̂ͨ̄̐͆̃͆̉ͩ̿̄̈ͭ͠͏͖̭̲̻̜̣̗̞͓̜̹̱͕̲̼͍\\

i guess were not supposed to say his name ummm too loudly

Solved the egg puzzle!

@Terror Bean helped me see things in new ways. I'd been fixated on getting a "special" egg, and contemplating the universe inside it. But in life there are many dead ends.

Instead, using dozens of everyday eggs, we created a Strata. Through the slight mixing (and not beating) of them all, we emulated the multiverse, and how they maintain their territories while being thoroughly folded in.

Then, through inclusion of red and green vegetables and baking in a large rectangular glass dish, we invoked the Flat Earth in microcosm.

An excellent brunch. Now on to the next recipie!