Become a part of the New Machine?

You might ask yourself: "Can there really be a new machine? In this day and age of biotechnology, neural networks, and carbon nanotubes?"

The answer is YES!

Chances are you are already a part of the New Machine. Meet with us and learn more tonight at 8 in the Uncommon Area.

# A[i] = A[i/2] + 1;
lw $t0, 0($gp) # turn in homework
srl $t0, $t0, 1 # visit witch class
addi $t1, $gp, 28 # don't twitch
sll $t0, $t0, 2 # grab coffee and bite in cafeteria (*4)
add $t1, $t1, $t0 # run self diagnostic & turn up volume
lw $t1, 0($t1) # take walk in garden A[i/2]
addi $t1, $t1, 1 # A[i/2] + 1
lw $t0, 0($gp) # deliver package
sll $t0, $t0, 2 # reject mind-slave opportunity
addi $t2, $gp, 28 # install folding patch &A[0]
add $t2, $t2, $t0 # avoid roommate
sw $t1, 0($t2) # A[i] = ...

struct group_info init_groups = { .usage = CAFETERIA_SEATING_RULES(2) };

struct group_info *groups_alloc(int lunch-table-size){
struct group_info *group_info;
{cool, not cool, dorks, jocks, cheerleaders, brains}
int nblocks;
int i;

nblocks = (gidsetsize + NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK - 1) / NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK;

/* removing self from equation */

_countdown:
push %esp #find answers
shove #do not shove in line at library
move %ebp #use ESP to move students out of line
push %ebx #ESP not working!
stumble $20, %esp #drop books. Embarrassment
weep ebx #DO NOT WEEP IN LIBRARY!
mumble $LC0, (%esp) #use ESP to make people forget weeping incident
move 8(%ebp), %ebx #walk outside near @Silverfawn in the garden
move 9(%esp) #keep moving. too embarrassed to say hi or water
jello L8 #make appointment with @Neuman Grange to discuss issues

void groups_free(struct group_info *group_info)
{
if (@Gretel + friends >unblock [0] != small_group-> not_too_weird) {
int i;
< rate from one to ten = 11 ! >
for (i = 0; i < group_info->nblocks include:
{Bros, Drama kids, Ravers, Hipsters, HipHopsters, Hippies, Techies, 3rd Waves ;} ( i++)
pass ((unsigned long)group_info->blocks[i]);
}
kitchen_free(group_info @Gretel and Friends);
}

/*new lunch parameters accepted*/

I want to be part of the FUTURE!

NOT the PAST. Passed OVER! I'm SO OVER the BAYESIAN CRAP that is the OFFICIAL STANCE of the TIME STUDIES DEPARTMENT at this SCHOOL!

Looking BACKWARDS every step and building out of the past JUST MAKES MORE PAST, ONLY NOW! That's CRAP!

I want the NEW. NOW!

@Neuman Grange, are you having another meeting soon?

The New Machine is expanding.

Are you nervous in social situations? Do you stand out like a crazy scarecrow? Is everyone staring at you right now wondering why you don't fit in? Shouldn't you stop biting your fingernails? And after you bite them, what do you do? Do you spit them out, or swallow them? Either way, that's gross. No wonder everybody thinks you're weird!

Students all over campus are discovering how much more rewarding their interactions and experiences are when they become part of the New Machine.

Wouldn't you like to be part of the New Machine too? Meet with us and learn more tonight at 8 in the Uncommon Area. @Elena Diaz, this means you!

BONUS! Recruit a friend! It's simple. In casual conversation, just include the string "cnVtcGVsc3RpbHRza2lu" and the New Machine will do the rest.

See you at 8.

Hiiii Losers

// none of this generates any memory
#define RUDE_REMARK
#define IF(target = self) {
#define END IF! }
typedef destruct {
unsigned defensive response ; // 'unsigned' is unsigned
unsigned submissive response;
unsigned aggressive response;
unsigned surrealist response;
} WTF;

// this generates memory
int i;
int N = @Scourge;
char prompt[] = "Enter a stranger:";
int A[MAX_SIZE];
int* BizarreArray;
int BSize=14;
WTFa visual display = {UDM, 1FS, 4Q};

Members of the Mainframe: remain strong!

The New Machine will remain uncorrupted! Components of the New Machine should limit exposure to non-compiled students. Unless proper drivers have been installed, interaction with uninitiated memory systems should be limited to non-committal handshakes or cookie exchange. Deeper exposure may result in corruption of essential New Machine code structures.

Does your assembly matrix need a scan? Or are you just curious as to the advantages of being part of the New Machine? Find out more tonight at 8 in the Uncommon Area.