Ah no problemo @Scaramouche!

Temporal Probability is when the same time happens at two different… times…

WHOAH! DID YOU SEE THAT? JUST LIKE THAT!!

Also: TGIF! amirite?

I just want to make one big score--on the temporal probability market, of course--before the end of the school year. Something entirely unpredictable, but a sure thing. And I'm tired of the racket and the app and the rigged set ups. I want something clean, and true. A real TP upset. Something NOBODY could see coming.

How can we make that happen?

Today when the network of alien ships appeared all over the Earth and their web of psychic energy corrected the hearts of the most evil and corrupt, and the oppressive power structures of the world crumbled and humans turned their energy to education and science and ethics and caring for each other, I figured it must have been you Temporal Probability dorks pulling a stunt?

PEOPLE OF EARTH!

We have superseded, short circuited, and shut down your shoddy so-called temporal probability scam. A sham!

All bets are off! The card game has folded. The bosses and enforcers have been removed.

The prison doors are open--and the future is yours.

Be good to each other, and don't try to control each other's time.

--Vox Tomnambulous