Today when the network of alien ships appeared all over the Earth and their web of psychic energy corrected the hearts of the most evil and corrupt, and the oppressive power structures of the world crumbled and humans turned their energy to education and science and ethics and caring for each other, I figured it must have been you Temporal Probability dorks pulling a stunt?

It's people doing impossible things that I'm looking to see. Like when those shaolin guys climb the walls and just hang up there a little too long. Things you know ain't real. How come we don't see more of that? Like when a clown is doing the handjive on a streetcorner and they rearrange a small part of the world. That's how I got this rip in me.