I suggest trying a Different Orange. That old Orange just doesn’t capture the spirit of our time. It’s bland, and lacks the level of urgency we seek in the hippest psychic snacks today.

Ok, full disclosure, my dad works in the psychic snack industry and they’ve already charted out all the Oranges they’re going to roll out over the next five years!! Don’t be taken in!! I heard him taking to the Orange of the Year committee and it’s all a scam—they are all Different Oranges!! It all depends on the quality of the techilogy at the closest Orange production facility to you on the psychic snack logistics chain. Quality control for Orange is virtually nonexistent. There’s no telling what Orange you’ll actually get. All the best psychic snacks are Monochrome anyway.

My grilled cheese sandwich is psychic. I use it to read people, and see how much I'm going to like them. Like a tape measure. It's been in my pocket for weeks.

I think we're gonna get along fine.

I love grilled cheese! psychic or not :D. feed me! we will be great friends!

Asymptotic Gum. It never completely loses its flavor. You can go crazy wondering how many chews it takes. Every year some kid wears out their jaw and has to go to the hospital and there's an outcry to have the gum removed from shelves or only sold at the specially restricted psychic convenience stores, but it never goes anywhere.

Truth Sprinkles!