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Psychic Snacks
11/15/2018 5:23pm

I suggest trying a Different Orange. That old Orange just doesn’t capture the spirit of our time. It’s bland, and lacks the level of urgency we seek in the hippest psychic snacks today.

Ok, full disclosure, my dad works in the psychic snack industry and they’ve already charted out all the Oranges they’re going to roll out over the next five years!! Don’t be taken in!! I heard him taking to the Orange of the Year committee and it’s all a scam—they are all Different Oranges!! It all depends on the quality of the techilogy at the closest Orange production facility to you on the psychic snack logistics chain. Quality control for Orange is virtually nonexistent. There’s no telling what Orange you’ll actually get. All the best psychic snacks are Monochrome anyway.