Oh God, it's stalking me. I'm hiding out in the haunted parking garage and I can hear it in the shadows. Growling. I can smell it, like the worst wet-dog stink you can imagine. You think it's behind one pillar but then you see its huge glowing green eyes somewhere else. Maybe it will eat the Cheetos off the floor and leave...

It's coming for me! My super-sonic knuckle cracks don't even phase it, though I've blasted holes into the concrete all over the haunted parking garage. It thinks it's got me cornered, but it doesn't know about the secret trap door into the sewers. I've gotta make a break for it. If I can make it through the sewers to the river, I've got my get-away speedboat parked there. I'm going to head for my safe house in Cincinnati.

You clowns can deal with this devil dog on your own. I'm outta here.

As the new president of Psychic Crime Club, I would like to say a few things.

First of all, @Rex Turbo, Cerberus isn't that bad. (For a dog). He gets lonely sitting outside Spoonbender all night and probably just wanted to play; if he was really trying to hurt you, all fifty of his heads would have materialized and he would have dragged you back to his home realm, leaving you unable to post to your journal, let alone travel to Cincinnati.

Second of all, I am introducing "Casual Fridays" to the club. The suits may look "sharp" and "spooky" but they're kind of uncomfortable. And I prefer clothes that turn invisible when I do. Plus @Steak Richardson stained his with Cheetos and has to take it to the dry cleaners.

Third of all... umm... uhh... What was I saying? Uh.. Umm.... Oh yeah. Third of all, all remaining members now have monthly dues and fees, which are payable to me in the form of sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles. And they have to be the good kind, from Sprinkle Co., not the cheap illusionary ones from Dimension K47.

Fourth of all, as long as it works with everyone's schedule, we will now operate on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. Wednesday is when @Walls and I play various board games. And crime can rest on the weekends.

What number am on? Seven? Four? Ninety one? I think it's four. And fourth of all, if anyone has ideas for our next heist, please let me know. I've made several good, complex, well thought out plans but I keep forgetting what they are.

Farewell for now,
Nobody
(Current) President of Psychic Crime Club

What about snacks? Is it all sprinkles now? I like salty snacks.

@Steak Richardson, you don't have to eat sprinkles if you don't want to; snacks will be available, and they will be salty. Actually, it's preferable if you and the other members don't eat the sprinkles at all. Those are for me.

Um do I have to wear the suit I only show up intermittently and usually in armour from an ancient war bearing gold and silver that has been bathed in the blood of a thousand fallen warriors. Plus sprinkles

The past few days have seen a lot of changes to the Psychic Crime Club. Congratulations @Nobody for assuming president! Celebratory Cluedo is needed I think?

There have been a few setbacks obviously, such as Cerberus coming very close to taking a bite out of @Steak Richardson, but I'm sure Nobody will have it running smoothly soon. I think Cerberus should be our mascot. His fanged, ferocious dog face is the perfect portrayal of the club.

I uh, attend on casual fridays, as the suits just slip off my projections, and I don't want the team to look unprofessional because of me. Plus I'm practicing a lot of 10 dimensional chess. There's a universal tournament in the coming months, with beings from all over the galaxies traveling here to compete. Some have been traveling for thousands of years ago to get earth on time. Their families will be long dead when they return home, maybe even their civilizations reduced to dust. Lets hope they at least leave with a trophy!

As for future crime club endeavors... Do we go classic, like a jewel heist? Or do something new, never been done before, like uh... uh....

We'll think of something.

Does anybody know how to kill an ancient Greek hydra that was trapped in a sword

Does anybody know how to kill an ancient Greek hydra that was trapped in a sword

Due to recent events, Psychic Crime Club will be cancelled until further notice.

The abandoned under ground laboratory we were using as headquarters was accidentally destroyed by @patrick's Hydra and the resulting battle between the Hydra, Cerberus, and Claudette. I sincerely apologize to those who suffered third degree burns, bite marks, and lacerations. I also apologize to those who were trapped in various dimensions when the Hydra poison interacted with the pocket dimensions we were using for Carcassonne. We will be sending a rescue team for you shortly. I think.

Sincerely,
Nobody
(Current) President of Psychic Crime Club