My Stuffed Animals

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- 7/21/2015 12:49am

I came to Psychic High School with all my stuffed animals.

I couldn't leave them behind, knowing what they were capable of.

Sure, we've got some bad blood, but who else is going to keep them in check?

Just don't cross them.

- 7/22/2015 11:18pm

My stuffed animals were hungry.

If you see one, don't approach it.

I suggest pepper spray.

- 7/27/2015 3:49pm

If you run from my stuffed animals, you may activate their hunting instincts.

Remain perfectly still, and be cool.

They can see in infrared.

- 8/2/2015 8:01pm

I'm on the swim team.

My stuffed animals can't get you in the pool - they sink to the bottom and have to be fished out.

But watch out in the locker rooms.

- 8/12/2015 2:19am

Late at night, Psyhigh's halls are empty and dark.

There's nothing left for my stuffed animals to hunt.

All the mice are gone.

- 8/25/2015 12:57pm

Back to school is a busy time of year.

My stuffed animals are restless.

Keeping them calm with raw meat from the butcher.

- 9/2/2015 11:26pm

Elephant, Red Panda, Sock Monkey, and Giraffe.

All of them are hungry.

No one can enter my room.

- 9/8/2015 7:11pm

Sometimes I need a break from my stuffed animals.

Mix a pill into their meat to make them drowsy.

Now I can leave my room.

- 9/16/2015 2:31pm

For my stuffed animals, Psyhigh is an off-leash area.

Do you hear a rustle in the bushes or the trees?


- 9/22/2015 4:49pm

I take a head count and come up short.

One of my stuffed animals has run away.

Watch out! It may be stalking you.

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