Assorted Candies

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i am the champ
- 6/10/2015 2:50pm

Psyhigh is a load, @onyx - a steaming load of ASSORTED CANDIES!

With the heat of summer upon us, the existing stock of APSA Assorted Fund Drive Candies is getting ripe - which is why the Active Psychic Student Alliance is having a beginning-of-summer discount blowout on all of our least heat-resistant candies!

Flavors include Steak Tartar, Yellowfin, Wet Dog Food, Old Buttermilk, Sun Tan Lotion, Mayonnaise, and Lime, and may induce sweating, eye crossing, general disagreeability, expanded peripheral vision, apprehension, and obsessive looking for lost objects.

All Assorted Candies are two for one, one for three, and all for one. These candies are priced to move! So get active and move on down to the card table set up outside the cafeteria and grab a steaming handful while they're HOT!

And support the APSA! Because some kids just *have* to be ACTIVE!


The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

- 9/3/2015 5:28pm

So I joined today thinking it was gonna suck. But it doesn't. It reeks.

i am the champ
- 9/3/2015 6:54pm

You're right @Lidia, it does reek.


Welcome back to school, everybody, and I just know this is going to be the best year EVER!

In fact, the Active Psychic Student Alliance is going to make sure it's the best year ever, by offering the best darn lineup of student-led groups and clubs we've ever had.

But to do that, we need your help. The APSA has a brand new batch of Assorted Candies we're selling in the cafeteria all week. Flavors this month include Natto, Lutefisk, Surstromming, Durian, and Dr. Pepper. Consumption may cause ticklishness, thickness, trickiness, disorientation, inflammation, concatenation, spirit retention, and bloating.

So pick up a sack of Assorted Candies from the APSA in the cafeteria this week and you can reek too - OF SCHOOL SPIRIT!


The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

- 4/19/2016 11:44am

this sucks

i am the champ
- 4/20/2016 3:08pm

That's right, @Periwank, it's that time of year when we all suck... Assorted Candies!

It's the annual APSA Spring Fundraising drive, and that means we're bringing out our delicious flavors of official Active Psychic Student Association candy treats for everyone to enjoy.

Since they've been in a crate in the APSA crawl space for a few months, they've reached a really succulent level of aging. There's Gruyere, Cheddar, Roquefort, Mold, Shark, Squab, Kombucha, and Vinegar-Maple. Also, try out our new 2016 flavors: Cardamom, Pencil, Fried Chicken, Beet, Paperclip, and Seaweed (improved!).

At the APSA, we take our psychic activism very seriously, @vallerina, and it's only through your donations that we're able to purchase more Assorted Candies and have more fundraisers.

So come visit us this week at our card table outside the cafeteria and suck... on the great taste of activism!


The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

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