I'm delighted to announce that all this month the school will be celebrating our annual Autumnal Extravaganza, culminating in the opening of a new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C.

This new portal could not have been achieved without the aid of the Aos sí Investment Group, dedicated to opening cultural and economic communion with the Other Worlds. Aos sí will be sponsoring various events throughout the month, and we encourage you to read their brochures, but maybe don't touch any of the hors d'oeuvres and refreshments.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Door-to-door costume sales tonight in Olcott dorm!

Everything prestige priced! Lower than anyone and we guarantee it!

We'll take anything in trade!

Just open the door when you hear the knock and invite us in, won't you?

@Cami Nullspace

will you accept items from the lost and found?

Whatever you do DON'T buy or trade for any costumes from @Cami Nullspace. She makes them herself and they stick to your face and won't come off.

Just look at me! Like some kind of grotesque fairy.

So I needed some psychic solvent to remove the horrific thing, and made a few quarts in chemistry class. If anybody needs it they can buy or trade for it.

But I'm keeping my new face because it's good for business.

Oh but you MUST try our costumes! My sisters and I have made them ourselves. They are traditional from our land across the Western Sea and when the Big Daddies and Big Mommies come through the new portal in Extradimensional Concourse C we must make them feel welcome or they may become confused and angry.

Join us for apple bobbing tonight! There will be a big big bouncy house, with a chocolate caramel fountain and the floor made out of butter and gumdrops and a bacon jungle gym. And cheesecake.

We'll take anything in trade!

oh god i ate way too much at the aos sí apple bobbing mixer and have not been able to pull myself across the big tongue made out of butter to get out of the bouncy house and oh god if another kid jumps one more time i'm totally gonna barf

@Cami Nullspace
I got this strange glowing penny. Do you have anything creepy looking in any way shape or form?

Hmmm yes a strange glowing penny shows promise, @Jacob Cassius. Is it a strange glowing wheathead penny? A strange double struck three initials glowing penny? Is it the strangely glowing Lincoln Possession penny?

Come by the Aos sí Superstore Mound in lower campus at midnight and in trade for your strange glowing penny you can have your pick.

But choose wisely, Jacob! Choose wisely!!

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@Cami Nullspace
Just let me know when you want to make a trade. Stop by the lost and found, if someone hasn't claimed a found object then I either keep it or sell it. If you see anything interesting and you have something to trade with (cash, objects, secrets, a way to open a portal to the abyss) then let me know