Advanced Telekinesis Class

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Ms. Wissen
- 1/22/2021 9:26am

Students of PsyHigh!
I would like to announce a very exciting offer!
I am now offering an advanced telekinesis course! Anyone who is interested, please tell me by January 25.
The class will start on January 26, so be prepared!!!

Ms. Wissen
- 1/22/2021 9:35am

Please put your 14 syllable student ID mantra along with a declaration of your willingness to take the class in this story.

Kaia Malone
- 1/22/2021 9:56am

I, Kaia Lucia Malone,
would absolutely love to take this class! I was known for being able to levitate objects at my Children's Circle, but I can't do anything beyond basic levitation of objects.
My ID: insuperabilisexpeditioniseventus

Buttermilk Alfredo
- 1/24/2021 5:58pm

Hey @Ms. Wissen I don't think we're supposed to put our student mantra IDs on the chats because of the identity stealers, and how if they have it they can steal your face when you a sleeping and then walk around with your face on and do stuff.

Like right now I just saw three @Kaia Malone in my hall, all claiming to be @Kaia Malone and doing @Kaia Malone stuff, like reading fairy tales in strange languages. One of them is knocking on my door right now but I am pretending I am asleep. But I will never put my student mantra ID out in the open like that.

Ms. Wissen
- 1/25/2021 7:08am

Oh dear! well, do not put your student ID in your journal, but please do respond saying you would be willing to take the Advanced Telekinesis Class!

Ms. Wissen
- 2/1/2021 12:16pm

I apologize for not starting the class on time. I was in such a deep state of Psycho-Regeneration, that I forgot!!!! We will resume class, as planned, tomorrow.

Supply List:
1. your brain
2. a penny
3. a book with 100 pages or less
4. a dictionary
5. a pair of protective goggles

Conoco Phillips
- 2/4/2021 8:37pm

My mom says that Advanced Telekinesis doesn't have any application in the real world, unless you want to join the circus or become a psychic assassin.

@Ms. Wissen can you tell me what kind of careers are available for students with an aptitude for telekinesis and where it will take us in life?

Asking for a friend.

Kara Ramirez
- 2/6/2021 1:21pm

Does anybody else have a brain cramp from Advanced TK?

Flipping the penny is easy. and so is floating my book with 100 pages or less (The Communist Manifesto, by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels). But doing the psychic pumps and curls with the dictionary at the same time is hurting my head! Guess I shouldn't have picked The Oxford English Dictionary Compact Edition, which is 15 pounds.

Anyway I just know all this conditioning is going to pay off for whatever @Ms. Wissen has in mind next! I am going to hang out at the Spoonbender later today practicing if anybody wants to meet up.

P.S. I know some students are complaining about having to wear the protective googles, but all I can say to that is "gee it's lucky you don't have to wear them all the time like me" which is on account of my condition.

Ms. Wissen
- 2/7/2021 8:46am

I am sorry

Lucas Arrum
- 2/8/2021 9:46am

I know I'm late to sign up, but could I join this class to learn to control these powers? Actually moving objects is easy, it's controlling them that's hard.

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