Drum Performance and Dance

Tonight at 8pm in the gym, Dr. Dahomey's Drum class will be be unveiling their latest opus, "Erzulie Rules."

If you've never been to one of Dr. Dahomey's class performances, you're in for a real treat. Those who have not passed their basic training in spirit possesion are asked to remain outside the Circle of Loa. Also, all first time female attendees are required to wear protective feathered head gear or marigold garlands (consult your student handbook for instructions).

Big Jim


 
 
2008-10-31   the mitch plane

Dance Canceled

We regretfully announce that tonight's Halloween Dance has been canceled. The gym will remain closed for maintenance until further notice.

Also, in light of recent events, we must ask all students to refrain from reanimating any dead pumpkin heads this year. The clean up expense of the existing rotted vegetable debris across campus is already likely to exceed our groundskeeping budget for this year. We thank you for your understanding.

The post-sunset curfew will remain in effect, but, as all dormitories have been reopened, each dorm will host its own informal Halloween party, complete with fresh cider, courtesy of Old Man Nicholson's farm!

Happy Halloween!

Big Jim
 
 
2008-10-28   the mitch plane

Pest Control

Pied Piper, Inc, a psychic pest control service noted for their 100% humane treatment methods, will be working on campus today, capturing and safely relocating a small colony of harmless woodland creatures possibly displaced by the NETT construction project.

The tiny creatures seem mostly centered in Eliphas Levi Hall, though a colony may also have taken up residence in the gym. Other dorms that have reported sitings (but have not been verified) include Willard, Leeward, Eleusisian, Yarrow, Trismegistus, Jasmine, Leaf, and Phrygian, as well as the Manor House, the Richard Nixon Space Travel Wing, the Derek Barnes Memorial School of Spontaneous Human Combustion, and the cafeteria. Please use psychic hotline code #e90 to report any siting that you may have of the furry little critters.

While this gets sorted out, I'd like to ask everyone please remain calm and take this time to reflect on our relationship with nature and how we need to take responsibility for our place in a delicate eco-system.

Thanks for your understanding,

Big Jim
 
 
2008-10-18   the mitch plane

New Construction Alert

For the next few weeks, representatives from NETT will be constructing a new Dream Firewall around the perimeter of campus.

This work will be occurring on both the physical and Akashic planes, and may cause some sleep disturbances. NETT apologises for the inconvenience, but assures us the added protection will be worth it during the coming 'Time of Changes,' which this year may feature the return of 'She who Feeds on Hope of Escape and Excretes Fear as Poison.'

Whatever!

I would just like to ask you kids not to raise a big protest ruckass like last year when they tried to install the teleportation buffers.

Oh! And don't forget the Halloween Dance - Oct. 31st - it's a Friday this year! Ritual animation of the dead pumpkin-heads will begin at sunset.

Big Jim
 
 
2007-3-18   k-8

NOTICE:

Starting immediately, Psyhigh will be developing a K-8 school. The school will be housed in the area across the street from the main entrance - where the nunnery currently stands. The school will provide a place for youngsters to begin using their powers.

The new K-8 principal will be MR. VLAD UTHER, a Siberian telepath. As this is the first K-8 psychic school, we are all very excited.

After much consideration, the name of the school will be: The Dr. Benny Bolagon School for Little Psychics. Dr. Bolagon was a psychic scientist who invented the 5th mind algebra theory, combining algebra, psychics, the speed of light, cats, and watercolor paint.

We have chosen our best and brightest students to do 5 month volunteering. They are: Milly Mondoy, Thoms Blige, Het McSally, Bob Smarty Pants, Jol mol, Mr. Shmet's math class, Kimy Kill, Mute Mike, Joey and Philly Cresto, Cherry Dairy, Aimee, Loopy, MJames, and Gerlilmono. If you know anyone who is eligible to enter the Dr. Bolagon school please contact me directly at (000) 000 00-1.

Big Jim

 
 
2005-6-2   a singular experience

Summer Session Mixer and Star Party

It's time to give the summer session students a grand welcome to Psychic High School with a great summertime tradition - the annual dance of "Zuben Elgenubi, Zuben Elschemal," where justice, harmony and balance are restored.

When: This year's dance happens under the stars next Friday, June 10th, from dusk till midnight.

Where: Lower Campus from the manor house to the edge of the woods.

Who: All Psychic High students, visitors, familiars, ghosts of restless ancestors, pets, homeless vets, mystic hoboes, and ex-psychic girl scouts.

Auditions for bands and "Dee-Jays" will be held informally by the party committee in Leeward Hall this weekend. The music must be able to support a three way plane. Gravity Wave instruments are suggested, but not required.

Big Jim
 
 
2005-4-23   smells like psyhigh spirit

STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT SPECIAL ELECTION RESULTS

The results of yesterday's special election for Student Body President are in, and, in a stunning upset, a new Student Body President has been elected.

Congratulations to Dr. Boz - our new Student Body President for the remainder of this year's term. The complete results:

Dr. Boz = 73% of all votes
Randy McHuddleson = 7%
Enum Root = 5%
wretched-betty= 1%
indecipherable = 5%
other = 3%
pizza = 6%

This year's turnout was one of the highest we've seen - almost 85% of the student body participated - an indication of the popularity of this year's winner.

Also, our 'indecipherable' rate is one of the lowest seen in a recent psychic election. Since all votes are sent and received telepathically, this year's offical TVR (Telepathic Vote Receptor) group must be commended for their accuracy. The added measure of keeping the TVRs in salinated isolation tanks in the lead lined B-29 sub-basement is also thought to have aided in the clarity of their reception.

The 6% result for pizza, however, most likely had to do with dinner desires of the student body overlapping with the last hour of open polls. The TVR group is looking into rescheduling options for next year.

Thanks again to all students who participated in this wonderful simulated reenactment of democratic principles. We're all excited to see what new territory Dr. Boz leads the student body in.

Big Jim


 
 
2005-4-11   smells like psyhigh spirit

Willard Hall B-wing Reopening

We are pleased to announce the reopening of the B-wing in Willard Hall. All of the residents affected by the closure should have received notice that their rooms are now available again. Thanks to all the students who opened up their quarters for their fellow classmates.

As for the unapproved sabbat and all night interdimensional raves in D-wing, the violation of residence hall policy will be overlooked, due to the mitigating circumstances.

There may be some residual smell related to the sewage back-up in B-wing, especially on the seventh floor. Psychic plumbers are currently working on that problem and hope to have it rectified as soon as possible.

Thanks again for your cooperation,

Big Jim




 
 
2005-4-7   smells like psyhigh spirit

TEMPORARY B-WING CLOSURE OF WILLARD HALL

Due to the apparent overflow of the sewage system in Willard Hall, B-wing is temporarily closed. Residents of B-wing can receive their temporary sleeping reassignments in the lobby of the Manor House.

We appreciate everyone's patience in this matter. We hope to have B-wing cleaned out and reopened by next Monday night. The Psychic Janitorial Staff is already at work, and the Ritual Purification is slated to begin at midnight Saturday, with the introduction of Pussy willows, narcissus and lime trees occurring Sunday afternoon.

Some students have expressed their belief that the sewage that flooded B-wing is not from our local sewage system, and is instead of some animal or extra-dimensional nature. This has not been substantiated, and I would ask students to refrain from creating rumors that could be hurtful or otherwise endanger the student body.

Thank you,

Big Jim

 
 
2004-10-30   Psychic Monkey Killers

Halloween Maze and Dance Party

Yes, it's official. Join us in the newly remodeled gymnasium this Sunday, October 31st, at 8pm for this year's Psychic-delic Maze and Dance Party, featuring Psyhigh's favorite rock and roll alumni, the Psychic Monkey Killers!

No one will be admitted without a costume - but remember, costumes can be homemade, store bought, or illusionarly created. There's no excuse not to come in your finest!

Seniors from this year's advanced placement Locally-Infinite Planar Vector Reassemblage class will be creating the maze this year, so be ready to trust your psy-dar instincts for a good 15 to 30 minutes between entering the door and landing on the floor!

Happy Halloween everyone!

Big Jim

 
 
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