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GGSMSSSAEAPC
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9/20/2018 10:42am

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE ARE EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE GROTTO G.S.M. SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB IS NOW UP AND RUNNING!
BELOW IS A LIST OF CLUB LEADERS AND OTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION!
BEFORE THE LIST, WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE. AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ARE ALL HERE TOGETHER FOR STUDENTS, FOR SAFETY, FOR EMPOWERMENT AND FOR PATROL!

STUDENT SUPERVISOR- PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN
SAFETY LEADER- @Anita Hairtie
EMPOWERMENT LEADER- @Medusa Oblongata
PATROL LEADER- @EmilyDH
STUDENT SATISFACTION LEADER- @Big Jim
SECRETARY- @Level 8 Bouncy House

PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT POSITIONS WILL BE VOTED FOR IN MONDAY'S CLUB MEETING IN THE FLOATING AMPHITHEATER. SO IF YOU WANT TO RUN, MAKE SURE WRITE YOUR SPEECHES AND PRAY TO YOUR GODS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOME TOUGH COMPETITION!

SECTION LEADERS (SAFETY, EMPOWERMENT, PATROL) MUST REMEMBER TO DISTRIBUTE ASSIGNMENTS GIVEN BY PROF. BRANIGAN TO THEIR SECTIONS' CLUB MEMBERS BY THIS SATURDAY.

IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN BECOMING A PART OF THE CLUB, CONTACT STUDENT SUPERVISOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN FOR CLUB OPPORTUNITIES.

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM OUR VERY OWN, PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN:

Hello Students
I am... I am simply ecstatic that our club is up and running. I can't wait to discover how we can promote "safety", "empowerment", and "patrol".
Anita, you and your team are in charge of setting up and maintaining metal detectors in front of the library and cafeterias due to the well know food and book rioting that has been happening int hose locations.
Medusa, your team need to distribute "A Good Student Listens" reading materials, as well as hang up posters and announcements. You can pick up the materials at the Headmasters office.
Emily, I am sorry, love. I wish you luck.
-Prof. Achava Branigan
GGSMSSSAEAPC Student Supervisor


THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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GGSMSSSAEAPC
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9/14/2018 2:32pm

HELLO EVERYONE!

JUST AS A FRIENDLY REMINDER, APPLICATIONS FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC ARE DUE TOMORROW! WE ARE INCREDIBLY EXCITED FOR THIS NEW AND FANTASTIC TEAM!! ONCE ALL APPLICATIONS ARE IN, WE WILL ANNOUNCE WHO WILL BE MOVING FORWARD TO THE INTERVIEWS!!
AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM PROFESSOR BRANIGAN:

Hello Students,
While I never imagined my PhD to be used to supervisor a "STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB", and even though when I received this new position I gave out deep sigh filling every corner of my being and then washing away with numbness and decay, I am incredibly excited to lead all of you into a year of "student safety" and "empowerment".
I am not only your "student safety" and "empowerment" coach, but I also will be teaching you about patrol and security. We will meet everyday, as your fifth period and discuss assignments and relevant topics.
While I most definitely will miss teaching, this club is... this club is just... it is just as fulfilling.... as teaching...
Yours,
Prof. Achava Branigan

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™






GGSMSSSAEAPC
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9/4/2018 5:06pm

HELLO EVERYONE!
TODAY WE ARE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GGSMSSSAEAPC FROM ONE OF YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS, @Anita Hairtie ! CHECK OUT ANITA'S JOURNAL TO SEE HER QUESTIONS!!

@Anita Hairtie ,WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT YOUR INTEREST IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.

FIRST OF ALL, WE WOULD NEVER ENCOURAGE USE OF PRINTERS. AS YOU MOST LIKELY KNOW, USE OF PRINTERS WAS CLASSIFIED AS A WAR CRIME BY 1949 GENEVA CONVENTION DUE TO WIDESPREAD CHAOS AND TERROR PRINTERS CREATED IN THE 1949 INK BATTLES. WE WOULD NEVER ENDORSE THESE HORRIFYING DEVICES AND WE HOPE NO PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENT EVEN DABBLES IN THE DARK ART THAT IS PRINTERS.

YOU CAN GET A PAPER COPY OF THE APPLICATION FROM THE GROTTO G.S.M. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICES, BUT IF YOU CAN'T FIND THEM DUE TO THEIR UNDISCLOSED NATURE, YOU CAN JUST TURN A DIGITAL COPY IN ON YOUR JOURNAL.

NOW, ANITA, WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE A PRIVATE STUDENT, WHO LIKES DOING THINGS PRIVATELY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU WE ARE COMPLETELY BENEVOLENT AND WE TREASURE YOUR PRIVACY.
SURE, MAYBE IN THE PAST WE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SKETCHY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU,
YOUR PRIVACY IS COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN IT IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOUR PRIVACY IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOU'RE IN OUR POSSESSION.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? WHY HAVE IT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE SAFETY?

"WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY PRIVACY?" YOU ASK
AND WE ASK IN REPLY, "WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU THAT YOUR PRIVACY IS WORTH KEEPING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?"

WHAT IS SAFETY? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? SOME MADE UP HIPPY-DIPPY CONCEPT MADE UP TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SAFE IN THEIR BUBBLES.

WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SAFE IN YOUR BUBBLE. EVERYONE CAN SEE INTO YOUR BUBBLE AND THINKS YOUR JUST GROSS FOR SLEEPING IN THE NUDE AND NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS AFTER THE BATHROOM AND CRAVING FLESH PUPPETS OF YOUR EXS OUT OF RAW STEAKS AND THE
WORST OFFENSE... PUTTING TAPE OVER YOUR WEBCAM.

SO? WHAT DO YOU WANT? TO LET EVERYONE LOOK AT YOU? TO LET YOURSELF BE EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE, JUST WAITING FOR A SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE DEATH???
OR DO YOU WANT TO TRUST THE LOVING, CARING, SAFETY-GIVING GROTTO G.S.M INC.? IT'S YOUR DECISION, REALLY.

ANYWAYS!! WE HOPE THAT CLEAR UP YOUR QUESTIONS ANITA! WE ARE SO EXCITED FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND REMEMBER APPLICATIONS ARE DUE ON THE 15th (IN ELEVEN DAYS!!!)!!!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™





9/4/2018 5:04pm

HELLO EVERYONE!
TODAY WE ARE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GGSMSSSAEAPC FROM ONE OF YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS, @Anita Hairtie ! CHECK OUT ANITA'S JOURNAL TO SEE HER QUESTIONS!!

@Anita Hairtie ,WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT YOUR INTEREST IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.

FIRST OF ALL, WE WOULD NEVER ENCOURAGE USE OF PRINTERS. AS YOU MOST LIKELY KNOW, USE OF PRINTERS WAS CLASSIFIED AS A WAR CRIME BY 1949 GENEVA CONVENTION DUE TO WIDESPREAD CHAOS AND TERROR PRINTERS CREATED IN THE 1949 INK BATTLES. WE WOULD NEVER ENDORSE THESE HORRIFYING DEVICES AND WE HOPE NO PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENT EVEN DABBLES IN THE DARK ART THAT IS PRINTERS.

YOU CAN GET A PAPER COPY OF THE APPLICATION FROM THE GROTTO G.S.M. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICES, BUT IF YOU CAN'T FIND THEM DUE TO THEIR UNDISCLOSED NATURE, YOU CAN JUST TURN A DIGITAL COPY IN ON YOUR JOURNAL.

NOW, ANITA, WE UNDERSTAND YOU ARE A PRIVATE STUDENT, WHO LIKES DOING THINGS PRIVATELY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU WE ARE COMPLETELY BENEVOLENT AND WE TREASURE YOUR PRIVACY.
SURE, MAYBE IN THE PAST WE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SKETCHY, BUT WE ASSURE YOU,
YOUR PRIVACY IS COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN IT IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOUR PRIVACY IS IN OUR POSSESSION.

YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE WHEN YOU'RE IN OUR POSSESSION.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? WHY HAVE IT WHEN YOU COULD HAVE SAFETY?

"WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU WITH MY PRIVACY?" YOU ASK
AND WE ASK IN REPLY, "WHY SHOULD WE TRUST YOU THAT YOUR PRIVACY IS WORTH KEEPING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?"

WHAT IS SAFETY? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

WHAT IS PRIVACY? SOME MADE UP HIPPY-DIPPY CONCEPT MADE UP TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SAFE IN THEIR BUBBLES.

WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SAFE IN YOUR BUBBLE. EVERYONE CAN SEE INTO YOUR BUBBLE AND THINKS YOUR JUST GROSS FOR SLEEPING IN THE NUDE AND NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS AFTER THE BATHROOM AND CRAVING FLESH PUPPETS OF YOUR EXS OUT OF RAW STEAKS AND THE
WORST OFFENSE... PUTTING TAPE OVER YOUR WEBCAM.

SO? WHAT DO YOU WANT? TO LET EVERYONE LOOK AT YOU? TO LET YOURSELF BE EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE, JUST WAITING FOR A SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE DEATH???
OR DO YOU WANT TO TRUST THE LOVING, CARING, SAFETY-GIVING GROTTO G.S.M INC.? IT'S YOUR DECISION, REALLY.

ANYWAYS!! WE HOPE THAT CLEAR UP YOUR QUESTIONS ANITA! WE ARE SO EXCITED FOR THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AND REMEMBER APPLICATIONS ARE DUE ON THE 15th (IN ELEVEN DAYS!!!)!!!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

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GGSMSSSAEAPC
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9/1/2018 4:47pm

HELLO EVERYONE!!

HERE IS THE APPLICATION!
THEY ARE DUE SEPTEMBER 15TH....THIS YEAR...UH WHATEVER YEAR YOU LIVE IN IS FINE, JUST TURN THEM IN TO THE UNDISCLOSED GROTTO SECURITY OFFICERS AND HERE ON THE JOURNAL!

GGSMSSSAEAPC APPLICATION:

QUESTION ONE: IF YOU HAVE ONE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, GRADE, AND/OR AGE?

QUESTION TWO: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT?

QUESTION THREE: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDENTS?

QUESTION FOUR: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GROTTO GHOST MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED?

QUESTION FIVE: OH STAWWPP IT , YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO SWEET!! WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT GROTTO GHOST MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED?

QUESTION SIX: AWW YOU ARE TOO NICE! OMGGGG!! ARE YOU SURE??

QUESTION SEVEN: WHAT EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE IN LEADERSHIP, SECURITY, OBEYING ORDERS, OR IN COMPANY SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUBS?

QUESTION EIGHT: WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE GGSMSSSAEAPC?

QUESTION NINE: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PASTEL COLORS?

QUESTION TEN: HAVE YOU EVER:
A) GIVEN US UP
B) LET US DOWN
C) RAN AROUND AND DESERTED US
C) MADE US CRY
D) SAID GOODBYE TO US
E) TOLD A LIE AND HURT US
F) SAID YOU WERE NEVER GONNA DO THE ABOVE


THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™





GGSMSSSAEAPC
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8/25/2018 1:27pm

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE HOPE YOU'VE EXCUSED OUR SUMMER MISHAPS, BECAUSE GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS BRINGING YOU A BRAND NEW EXPERIENCE FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR!
WHILE IN THE PAST WE HAVE SPONSORED QUALITY CLASSES, WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A NEW APPROACH TO EMPOWERING AND HELPING THE STUDENT BODY!

WE ARE LAUNCHING GROTTO G.S.M. SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB, OR GGSMSSSAEAPC FOR SHORT!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WE CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING JUST YET!! BUT....
YOU CAN START AN APPLICATION NOW!
TO BE A PART OF THE GGSMSSASEAPC YOU NEED TO TURN IN AN APPLICATION TO THE UNDISCLOSED GROTTO SECURITY OFFICERS THEN HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN.
(PROF. BRANIGAN WILL BE A SUB FOR MANY OF YOUR CLASSES THIS YEAR, AS WELL AS THE STUDENT LEADER FOR THE GGSMSSEACP.)

THE GSGMSESCPA WILL DOING DORM CHECKS, HELP STUDENTS WITH ISSUES IN THEIR DORM, MONITOR HALLS, AND MANY OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES. BEING A PART OF THE GASOMGLMAO WILL GO TOWARDS A GALAXATON CREDIT OR A INTERNSHIP CERTIFICATION.

BEING IN THE GHJHJHFSJHLKCPA WILL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU WORK EXPERIENCE, BUT A NEW COMMUNITY AND NEW SKILLS.

APPLICATIONS WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY.





8/24/2018 3:06pm

HELLO EVERYONE!

WE HOPE YOU'VE EXCUSED OUR SUMMER MISHAPS, BECAUSE GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS BRINGING YOU A BRAND NEW EXPERIENCE FOR THE UPCOMING SCHOOL YEAR!
WHILE IN THE PAST WE HAVE SPONSORED QUALITY CLASSES, WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A NEW APPROACH TO EMPOWERING AND HELPING THE STUDENT BODY!

WE ARE LAUNCHING GROTTO G.S.M. SPONSORED STUDENT SAFETY AND EMPOWERMENT AND PATROL CLUB, OR GGSMSSSAEAPC FOR SHORT!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WE CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING JUST YET!! BUT....
YOU CAN START AN APPLICATION NOW!
TO BE A PART OF THE GGSMSSASEAPC YOU NEED TO TURN IN AN APPLICATION TO THE UNDISCLOSED GROTTO SECURITY OFFICERS THEN HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN.
(PROF. BRANIGAN WILL BE A SUB FOR MANY OF YOUR CLASSES THIS YEAR, AS WELL AS THE STUDENT LEADER FOR THE GGSMSSEACP.)

THE GSGMSESCPA WILL DOING DORM CHECKS, HELP STUDENTS WITH ISSUES IN THEIR DORM, MONITOR HALLS, AND MANY OTHER FUN ACTIVITIES. BEING A PART OF THE GASOMGLMAO

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THE SUMMER SUNNYTIME KICK OFF AND ::f r i e n d::
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7/1/2018 9:08pm

HELLO EVERYONE

WE... WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE...FOR UM... COVERING EVERYONE IN A PLASTIC SEAL AND TRAPPING STUDENTS IN A BUBBLE FACILITY.
AFTER A THOROUGH TALKING TO FROM PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN, WE HAVE COME TO OUR "SENSES".
WHILE SEALING UP EVERY MORTAL BEING IN A PLASTIC SEAL MIGHT SOUND LIKE A GREAT IDEA, IT DOESN'T WORK AS WELL IN PRACTICE, BECAUSE... WELL, MORTALS APPARENTLY DON'T LIKE TO LIVE FULL TIME IN A PLASTIC SEAL... EVEN IF IT IS THE HEALTHIEST OPTION.
WE APOLOGIZE WITH OUR ENTIRE BEING AND WE WILL BE PROVIDING A FULL PACKAGE TO ALL MORTALS AFFECTED BY OUR RECENT ACTIONS.
THE PACKAGE INCLUDES FREE HEALTH INSURANCE FOR THE DURATION OF EACH MORTALS EXISTENCE, THAT INCLUDES DENTAL, MAGICAL, DEMONIC AND MENTAL HEALTH OPTIONS, AND A SETTLEMENT FEE OF FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO EACH PERSON.
WE HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE US FOR OUR RASH ACTIONS. WE MEANT TO PROTECT YOU AND KEEP YOU SAFE, BUT INSTEAD, WE HAVE BEEN RECKLESS TO MORTAL SOCIETY.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

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THE SUMMER SUNNYTIME KICK OFF AND ::f r i e n d::
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6/30/2018 6:33pm

HELLO EVERYONE!

THE SUNNYTIME SUMMER KICKOFF IS GOING WONDERFULLY!!
EVERYONE IS HAVING TONS OF FUN!! AND EVERYONE IS SUPER SAFE!!
THE PROMISED BONFIRES HAVE BEEN LIT AND WHILE NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY WITNESS THEM, SINCE THEY ARE INSIDE THE BUBBLE FACILITY, IT IS STILL SUPER COOL!!!
MEANWHILE, PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN ASKED US TO RELEASE THIS MESSAGE!:
Students, Teachers and Staff, While the situation on campus may seem dire, with most students beamed to a Bubble Facility, something worse is going on off campus.
Small floating robots have descended upon large cities across the world. They are spraying hot antibacterial liquid everywhere and sealing every living thing in a tight, plastic covering making it nearly impossible to move.
I only know this, because I was taking a trip to New York City, to well... to investigate the plane my sister disappeared from. I barely escaped being encased in plastic, by running into the subways, where refugees from these robots are camping out.
Please, if you can, go to the countryside and if you can not, I urge you to seek shelter underground.
Thank You, Achava Branigan
OH! ACHAVA IS BEING REALLY QUITE FOOLISH!!
STUDENTS, TEACHERS, AND STAFF DO NOT WORRY. THE SMALL FLOATING ROBOTS ACHAVA SPEAKS OF ARE PART OF OUR ::f r i e n d:: SYSTEM!!
WHILE WE INITIALLY DESIGNED THE ROBOTS, AS AN EMERGENCY RESPONSE SYSTEM, WE DECIDED TO ADAPT IT TO SEAL EVERY LITTLE MORE MORTAL IN A SAFE, PLASTIC SEAL, THAT WILL KEEP THEM ALIVE FOR THE LONGEST TIME POSSIBLE!
SURE, MAYBE THEY CAN'T MOVE, BUT THEY WILL LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE!!!
SURE, ALL NUTRIENTS WILL BE SOURCED THROUGH A TUBE INTO THEIR NECK, BUT THEY WILL SOOOO HEALTHY!!! LIKE UNBELIEVABLY HEALTHY, SO HEALTHY THEY CAN PHOTOSYNTHESIZE!!!
SURE, THEY WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER INDEPENDENT THOUGHT, BUT THE DEMON HALLUCINOGEN PUMPED THROUGH THEIR PLASTIC SEAL WILL ENSURE THEY WILL ALWAYS BE HAPPY!!!
SURE, THEY WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER UNIQUE MORTAL EXPERIENCE, BUT LET'S BE HONEST! THOSE ARE SOOOO OVERRATED!!! ALL OF THOSE END IN PAINFUL DEATH!
PAINFUL ,PAINFUL, PAINFUL DEATH!!

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THE ::f r i e n d:: SYSTEM IS THE FUTURE FOR MORTALS! IT'S A SAFE, HEALTHY, YOUTHFUL AND RELIABLE FUTURE FOR MORTALS!!!!!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU, SO WE CAN KEEP YOU ALIVE™





THE SUMMER SUNNYTIME KICK OFF AND ::f r i e n d::
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6/28/2018 11:07pm

HELLO EVERYONE!

THE REVISED SUMMER SUNNYTIME KICK OFF IS OFF TO A GREAT START! AS ALL OF YOU KNOW, WE JUST BEAMED EVERYONE FROM THEIR HOMES TO A SELECT BUBBLE FACILITY FOR SOME SAFE FUN! EVERYONE IS EATING TASTY, NUTRITION BLOCKS AND DANCING!

WHILE SOME PEOPLE MAY ASK, "GROTTO G.S.M., WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT WAS OKAY TO BEAM PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HOMES FOR SOME DEMENTED PARTY?" WELL, P E R S O N, OUR PARTY ISN'T DEMENTED AND WE FOUND THE MOST EFFECTIVE AND SAFEST PARTY OPTION WAS TO BEAM EVERYONE DIRECTLY TO THE PARTY!!!
EVERYONE IS HAVING A LOT OF FUN!!!
THEN THIS PESKY PERSON MIGHT SAY, "HOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?! HOW CAN YOU ENSURE ALL THESE PEOPLE YOU KIDNAPPED ARE HAVING F U N ?!"
AND FIRST OF ALL, P E R S O N, WE DID NOT KIDNAP ANYONE. SECOND OF ALL, WE HAVE PUMPED DEMON GRADE HALLUCINOGEN INTO THE BUBBLE FACILITY TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE'S HAVING FUN!!
THEN YOU MIGHT SAY, "HALLUCINOGENS!! ARE YOU ******* CRAZY?? THAT IS NOT ONLY IRRESPONSIBLE BUT DANGEROUS, YOU ************* CLOWNS!!!!"
P E R S O N, NO NEED TO BE PROFANE. DEMON HALLUCINOGENS ARE 100% SAFE! THEY HAVE NO ADVERSE SIDE AFFECTS!!
HERE YOU COULD SAY"YOU ******** **** ! YOU ******* *****! SUCK ******* ********** ******"
AND WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM, P E R S O N.
THE KICKOFF WILL CONTINUE TILL THIS SATURDAY WHEN ALL PARTY-ERS WILL BE RELEASED BACK INTO THEIR HOMES!!!!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU, SO WE CAN KEEP YOU ALIVE™





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