Admissions


Psychic High School prides itself on diversity, and strives to accept students from the widest range of backgrounds and physiological forms. We are happy to provide any accomodations based on financial need, language ability, nutritional restrictions, non-standard gravity dependencies, temporal speed, and music volume. At Psyhigh, "all" are truly welcome.


Registration Day at Psyhigh is an exciting time of possibilities!


Can you see yourself at Psyhigh? You may already be a member. Many eligible youth have already spent time in our Children's Circle Pre-K and elementary programs, but those memories have been locked for the students' safety until it is time for them to begin their formal studies. You may now consider yourself "unlocked" as you read the encyrpted psycode "∌∮⊸⏧⪽".


See? You feel much better about this already.


Activating your enrollment is simple. If you lack the requisite deer antler, sulphur, mercury, incense, Swedish Fish, and other necessary ingredients to complete your application at home, just set up an account online and Tulka, our mute Head of Admissions, will perform the ritual for you by proxy. He will dance the story of your life for the Spongiform Unimind in our cellar and in no time at all you'll be able to start at Psyhigh once again, almost as if you'd never left...


Still confused? Read the stories. Read the students. Then, create your account today and begin to use those strange muscles your doctor has been unable to identify.


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The Compost Kids. Psyhigh's students have always been on the cutting edge of their field. Find out how they're making the world a better place in June's Story of the Month.

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