I was exploring the gardens behind our dorm when I first saw her. Sillhouetted against the moon I just knew she was for me. Sparks flew and we made out there and then, behind the ornamental wall. I love my new taser.
The view outside my window has changed, very much for the worse. I thought it might be a mistake to reduce my alcohol intake to the recommended daily amount (for a small town). As the philosopher PM Dawn said many times, "Reality used to be a friend of mine...". Well we're certainly enemies now. I can't even see where reality starts. Or where fantasy ends. What is the difference? Somebody told me that it's a function of π, but that sounds like nonsense to me. The circles of my mind? Maybe. If only my friend Melon Seawater could help me. I can't find reality how can I find Melon? Any guidance will be greatly appreciated. I'm thinking of you. (Well, isn't that the point?) I should never have skipped “ESP, Telekinesis and Thought Transfer (Foundation Level)”.
That lovely time of year again. May. In like a Velociraptor, out like a Brachiosaurus. Being new to campus I'm looking forward to exploring the grounds, gardens, food chains and higher dimensions. It can all get a little confusing though. It's a shame that we don't get a map when we start. It would help newbies like my self immensely.
I've already made a new friend - @Melon Seawater
. I'd like to see more of Melon, but she's really throwing herself into File Cabinets of Mystery, so doesn't have much time, space or continuum to spare at the moment.
What a day. Sorry. That should read "What? A day!".