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A jerk named Zero
5/6/2022 3:20pm

JK! My name isn't cursed. I'm just your old friend Kyle of Maston. You are sooooo gullible. Well anyway, I just got kicked off campus because Zerot Grett Setkar is Mrs. Nimoro's nephew and I just made up a rude story. Hah!

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A jerk named Zero
3/30/2022 3:06pm

They had experimented on him. He took over the world. I had to leave. His only weakness was us. Those who knew him. Those who were geniuses. Those who could fix him if we got together. Except we never got a chance.

3/30/2022 2:57pm

Zero will kill her.

it's his niece.

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3/30/2022 2:56pm

(Recording): Beep, Beep.
Uh, hello?
this is the____ of _____ asking for help.
Crap, you can't hear my name.
Well, anyway, can someone please make contact with Suriku Aeyi? She's in world 2323-2-714. She got a message of mine. Turns out she's also is my cousin's son's daughter. So, she is in danger. Tell her she doesn't know. Please.
Beep, Beep.

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A jerk named Zero
1/26/2022 6:52pm

My brother was gone. He never returned, and neither did my cousin. I stopped fighting. I didn't realize how close I was to him. The war became uneasy peace, and I kept working. I was finished, moments away from finding my brother. I had found the world tree. Five years of constant work. Of course, my luck stopped. An emperor arose, and he conquered the world. Alas, I was forced to fight. My plans were ruined. The worst part? It was my cousin, but he was not my cousin anymore. He was a psycho named Lord Emperor of Zero.

Pyramids in the Sky
1/26/2022 6:32pm

So.... I'm a experienced dimensional traveler. Tell me your dimensional zip-code and I'll get you out if you promise to do one of two favors for me. (Or just your general branch instead of zip-code)

1/26/2022 6:25pm

Sorry, about that. My dimensional travelling device broke down and my version 27984 of me had a... psychic breakdown. It affected all versions of me.

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A jerk named Zero
1/12/2022 6:09pm

So, cause I'm feeling down, I will write the first part of my depressing backstory. My "home world" is the world that everything went wrong for me. I mean, things went wrong in a lot of places, but this is ......wrong, warped you could say with a sense of humor. It's not completely my brother's fault.
Or is it?
In this world, my brother was an arrogant genius (and I mean GENIUS). That version of me was just as good, only he always seemed to get the credit for literally everything. He though I was just another annoying little sister, and let me tell you I was just as good as him a everything but charisma. Anyway, he started a company. I won't reveal the name. It became the best in the world, technologically. Then, the governments got involved. Buying in mass his weapons, a war broke out. A deadly war. A war to kill all other wars. A war he couldn't win. So he implemented code 0-0-9-9. All the weapons turned worthless, but then everyone brought out their aces. Many of them were unstable. It caused the warp. A force that wasn't from our world, with better weapons, arrived to conquer. The other nations consolidated to defend our freedom. I fought for my brother's forces while my brother ran to find the answer, the world tree, with my cousin. I'm sorry. I can't write more today..... This is only the beginning.

1/11/2022 4:51pm

I nearly forgot, I'm a secret agent in 1,340,982 different worlds.I also have nothing better to do.

Would anyone like to come to my home world? We have materiel X (books on it in restricted shelves) in plenty, astronomical technology (in numerous ways), some of the best food, libraries the size of Axlendira (Eleece or Myothi or something), and a really nice, interesting (slightly psycho) World Dictator with a great name:
the Great Lord Emperor Garrettiax Astoekerus 0 the Master of All
If he catches you, I'm glad you don't know my name. You had a good life.

(Note: Did I mention he's my cousin?)

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1/11/2022 3:53pm

Oh crap. Someone cursed my name. Since my official title can't be seen by your feeble mind (don't worry, it'll get strong eventually) just call me Jinx-Authorjei. I am something about a famous/ brilliant/ powerful/ anonymous author/ actress/ scientist/ teacher/ millionaire/ inventor/ assassin /general in most worlds I know of. I am an evil queen in several, and a mosquito in another. Don't ask. So anyone know how to uncurse my name?

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