I am very much interested in training my thoughts, however I am relatively new to the practice. One of my thoughts has covered my entire studyroom with brown, flowing hair. I cannot control this thought, and I keep encountering it, so I have nicknamed it "Obsession." Obsession is a nasty rascal, one of the meanest creatures I have been unfortunate enough to own (next to Sammy the Squirrel.) Does anyone know of Thought training schools nearby?
Thank you,
Octopus.

To whom it may concern,

It has come to my attention that the chess club has mysteriously disappeared. I want to make one thing clear: I had absolutely no role in its disappearance. Even though there was a peer that I did not like in there, as well as the fact I have an intense loathing towards the game, I was in no way, shape, or form responsible or involved in this mysterious incident.
On another note that is, despite being attached to this message, completely unrelated, please do not go towards music room closet.

Sincerely,
Octopus.