I've heard you've got some "cake," @xiirth? I may have a little, ummm, problem with my uniform.

Because of my condition, protective coatings have always played an important role in my life. As you know, I have no skin and my muscle tissue is entirely exposed. I've tried all kinds of creams and ointments, bag balm, olive oil, cocnut oil. But nothing has worked as effectively as my uniform from the Alteration Society.

So I've been wearing it A LOT. Too much it turns out. It won't come off.

I prefer natural remedies, and have realized that long term exposure to polytetrafluoroethylene might not be in my best interest. Which is why I'd like to take it off. Except now it's grown into me.

So I'd like to try your breakfast cake.

Oh, sorry @xiirth. These aren't gluten free by chance?