Dry Batters

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Welcoming the Student Body
9/24/2020 10:52pm

The Student Body is getting kind of... listless. Is it always this way? With its head cocked over to the side, drooling?

We played Tarot Hop Scotch for awhile and it seemed to be having a good time, kind of grunting and shivering as it picked up each card. I mean, like we all do. Then we had some cider and consecrated graham crackers and it went all limp. When the gray snakes started to come out of its nose and ears I used the spray just like you said, and now it's just lying there and snoring.

Am I doing this right?