Well heck V -- can I call you V? -- we do have an opening in a very special remote location you may be perfectly suited for.

You say you're a poet? We have a regular spot for the Orion Ranch Poet Laureate--a poet who's really able to capture the grandeur of Orion Ranch, with its rolling waves of razor-sharp slice grass (the only food mancattle will eat), undulating pools of primordial ooze (no telling what's coming out of those this season!), and of course the luminous form of the immense gas giant that holds us in her thrall (we call her Louise 6e), and the graceful path of our many sister moons as they dance their eternal do-si-do across the sky.

The spot reserved for our resident poet is a lovely studio apartment in geosynchronous orbit directly above the central Orion Ranch compound. Aside from beautiful views, it also serves as a kind of early-warning detection station for the occasional visiting mangeto-swarm entities that that we share orbit with around Louise 6e. Our last poet got, uh, detected by the swarm, which is why we're looking for a replacement!

Requirements are only that you're not currently failing any of your other classes. Though arrangements can usually be arranged if you know what I mean!

If you're interested, just slip on through the trilithon with the horseshoe on it down at Teleportation Circle on lower campus at Psyhigh, and check in at the front desk at the Orion Ranch reception center. They'll be real glad to see you, and arrange for the very next shuttle to get you up to your new digs.

Meanwhile, I've got a big low-gravity cornhole tournament to arrange!

Hey @Roth Waxing sorry for the slowpoke reply but I've been at beautiful Orion Ranch, a moon orbiting gas giant in the goldilocks zone of a sun in the constellation of Orion whose exact location must remain a secret because we can't have it turn into some galactic tourist attraction can we???!

I've just been getting some of our most recent psychic transplant settlers squared away, and we've still got plenty of space left in the bunkhouse.

Just sidle on down to the teleportation circle on lower campus and look for the trilithon with the horseshoe on it and shimmy on through! Don't forget to pack for a wide range of climate, atmospheric, chemical, and elemental environments (including hard vacuum) because you never quite know what kind of nutty escapades might come up next!

See you soon, psychic space partner!

Heya, psychic buckaroos! I'm pleased as pie to be leading this semester's yahoo space adventure to Orion Ranch, home of rolling low-g pastures, herds of two-headed semi-intelligent mancattle, and some of the most prolific star-milk producing cactus farms this side of the Eridanus Supervoid.

Just slip into the uh... slipstream here, and join the fun! All class credits fully transferrable upon successful course completion. So hop into the saddle today!


Chevy Lake
Psychic Dude Wrangler Extraordinare