Hello Students!

By now, you've realized you're enrolled in Summer Session. Lucky you!

Oh, don't look like that. You're here for a perfectly good reason. Perhaps you just needed to make up those psychic gym credits, or are still on arcane probation, or have been deemed a flight risk, or too ridiculously dressed to be allowed to leave campus. Maybe you're just lost in the gardens in Lower Campus.

But no matter! Summer Session students are always in for a special and wonderful time, filled with making new friends with the aquatic race that surfaces in the reflecting pool, engaging in all-night raves under the full moon, or doing data entry in Akashic Hall.

Frankly, you can do whatever you like, as I'll be joining my recently strangely affectionate soul mate @Seketus Reed for a visit to the fabulously luxurious subterranean Love Cave Resort, of which my daring psychic spelunker is a primary investor! We'll be gone for weeks, and I'd really rather not receive any emergency calls concerning lycanthropy, spectral fading, vampirism, chronal displacement, or any of those other things you kids get up to these days.

So, take care, be responsible, and have a great summer!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I was kicked out of both the Southern and Northern Schools of Complete Reality.

That's how I ended up here at Psyhigh for Summer Session.

The silver giraffes are a nice touch. I like to watch them through the window during class, eating the pears off the trees.

The aquatics in the reflecting pool will eat most anything. I like to throw cheetos on the water to wake them up. Then they come close up to the surface and look at you through the murky water with their big black eyes, and if they like the the look of you they will accept your gift with their little lips.

I think their bodies are mostly human shape. We are making friends.

SECRET MEETING OF THE AQUATICS LOVERS AND PRESERVATION GUILD

Join us tomorrow, 3pm, at the Reflecting Pool for a fascinating and engaging introduction to Psyhigh's greatest resource, the aquatic civilization in the Reflecting Pool!

ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED

Such as:

Who are the Aquatics?
Why are they in the reflecting pool?
Just how deep does the reflecting pool go?

Refreshments will be served! Beach umbrellas will be provided.

See you tomorrow!

Whoa bro I totally freaked out at the Aquatics presentation! They didn’t say there’d be like white floaty creatures from the black lagoon in there I about woofed it. Watching them squirm around in that dark water ugh oof barf!

So I had some of that Water of Forgetfulness they were giving away cuz they said it would help but really then I started to remember all kinds of stuff, like the Spires of KrkKrk on Egg Jubilation Day, the Grotto of the Lamellae, the Crimson Void…

Ok now I’m hungry! Where can we get some mussels? Oysters? Freshwater clams? Snails?

The Aquatics were shocked to know I'd never learned to swim, and they were super curious and interested and BEGGED me to let them teach me. So I've been dipppin in the dark waters of the reflecting pool and I had no idea swimming was so easy!

I never throw coins into the reflecting pool because I don’t want the Aquatics to eat them and get a belly full of nickels. But the Aquatics will throw their coins up out of the reflecting pool and onto the grass. Their coins are made of gold and worn smooth. I guess they know we won’t eat them.

Aquatics Fun Facts:

1. The Aquatics are not albinos. Since they spend most of their time deep in pitch-black caverns and subterranean streams, they have no need for a colorful appearance.e

2. Similarly, the large black orbs that take up most of their faces are not "eyes" in the usual sense.

3. The Aquatics are omnivorous, and will gladly gobble up soft ice cream and Cheetos®. However, only in moderation.

Today we worked on holding my breath. It’s a long way down if you want to visit their city, so they hold your breath for you. Today I blew a lot of bubbles and they practiced holding it.