Passed the 1500' mark today, and awaiting additional hose attachments to allow me to continue my search for the source of the Aquatic culture. Who knew it was this deep? Not to worry! I have been keeping busy. My helmet light works wonderfully, though my crosswords have become quite soaked, and my pencil tends to tear the paper.

Now, I will nap, dangling at the end of this long hose, listening to the Psychic High School Girl's Choir sing Ave Maria through the speaking tube, floating in the deep, deep dark, alone.

It is a minor hardship in comparison with the stupendous revelations I will discover when I reach the city of the Aquatics! As no doubt depicted on the strange coins they toss upon our verdant shores. Every secret will be uncovered!

Based on the research of the adventurous @Les Tremendous, I have begun an ethnographic study of the Aquatic civilization. My diving suit and air compression system arrive tomorrow. Join me at noon for the dedication ceremony as we begin my descent of exploration!