OH MIGHTY KRKKRK DO I FEEL GREAT!

NEVER BEFORE HAVE MY GILLS PUMPED TO THIS GREAT EXTENT, SLURPING UP THE KRILL OF THE DEADFALL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA! NEVER BEFORE HAVE THE BOTTOMLESS LIMPID POOLS OF MY EYES SEEN SO MUCH! NEVER BEFORE HAVE I HAD TO PICK OUT SO MANY TINY BONES FROM MY TEETH!

NOW THAT I HAVE FULLY MADE THE TRANSFORMATION, THROUGH THE INGESTION OF THE SACRED WATER OF FORGETFULNESS, I CAN TRULY SEE ONCE AGAIN, JUST LIKE OUR GREAT SPAWNING GODS IN THE EARLIEST DARKEST DAYS! LAMELLAE I HEART U!

COME JOIN ME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, YOU TINY PINK MORSELS OF TENDER FLESH! I KNOW A LITTLE HOLE IN THE WALL WHERE I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY MANY NEW FRIENDS!

Whoa bro I totally freaked out at the Aquatics presentation! They didn’t say there’d be like white floaty creatures from the black lagoon in there I about woofed it. Watching them squirm around in that dark water ugh oof barf!

So I had some of that Water of Forgetfulness they were giving away cuz they said it would help but really then I started to remember all kinds of stuff, like the Spires of KrkKrk on Egg Jubilation Day, the Grotto of the Lamellae, the Crimson Void…

Ok now I’m hungry! Where can we get some mussels? Oysters? Freshwater clams? Snails?