According to all the NDAs I signed I'm not supposed to talk about it, but something about all this Fedge "science" doesn't add up. I've been tagging and cataloging all of these interplanetary genetic samples, supposedly in preparation for comparison and synthesis into the mancattle, and it all "seems" like science, with computers and beakers and the curly glass tubes in the air, and all the machines that seem so "advanced," but I know enough about exobiology to know none of it amounts to anything. And none of it is headed to the "big room" at all.

So just what IS going on in that room? Were they ever going to give me clearance?

Oh boy tonight's the night! It's a special hoedown just for me and my closest friends!!!

The Hobbosses have a special anti-grav wagon set up for me and a select few of my best buds (yay @Pexli Dume!) and we're headed out for a real show since all 12 moons come out tonight and they all line up and there's a special place they take special people like me to go out and see it! They've prepared a special honorary meal and a special kind of cactus milk they make just for this special night.

I feel so... I can't even think of the word!!!! It's like all my dreams are coming true for this whole trip.

Last night the mancattle were even crazier than last week. The Hobbosses say the mancattle are particularly sensitive to the movement of the moons around Louise 6e, and last night was a real doozy. All twelve were out when I got woken up by the weirdest mooing and lowing I'd ever heard from the beasts.

The Hobbosses had left the campfire again, and I made it out to the same flat field I'd found them in before. The Hobbosses had them all rounded up in a circle, but this time the mancattle were wild and snarling and in some kind of feeding frenzy! Leaping over each other and ripping and tearing and growling at each other with the most loathsome howls you ever heard.

I stared and watched it for a spell (from a healthy distance of course) and turned back in when I'd had enough. It was gruesome.

This morning the mancattle were real quiet and lazy. Slept for half the morning. And a lot of them had stains on the mouths of both heads.