Nip Tucker

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Orion Ranch
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5/25/2025 10:37pm

Oh boy tonight's the night! It's a special hoedown just for me and my closest friends!!!

The Hobbosses have a special anti-grav wagon set up for me and a select few of my best buds (yay @Pexli Dume!) and we're headed out for a real show since all 12 moons come out tonight and they all line up and there's a special place they take special people like me to go out and see it! They've prepared a special honorary meal and a special kind of cactus milk they make just for this special night.

I feel so... I can't even think of the word!!!! It's like all my dreams are coming true for this whole trip.





Orion Ranch
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5/18/2025 8:41pm

Looks like I passed all the tests at the roundup center and the Hobbosses say I'm ready for the big one. We did the salt lick, and the three-eyed sheep dip, the cactus milk blinding taste test, and rutting.

They've given me a special bunk in the roundup center and say I can eat all the food I want, and boy do they have a fancy banquet set up: mancattle short ribs, sundae bar with underwater nuts, pots and pots of those dancing beans.

Is a little bit lonely though. I'm asking the Hobbosses if I can't bring some friends along! I miss my old bunkmate @Pexli Dume.





Orion Ranch
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5/1/2025 8:33pm

I wasn't any good at hypersonic yodeling or talking to the telepathic Larabbits or even slicegrass sowing but the Hobbosses said they could really use me in the mancattle! Yeehaw! Get to go to their big off-limits roundup center and get initiated to all the secrets. Nothing like this ever happens to me I am so stoked.