New Year New You
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Flash Malone 1/22/2022 10:31pm
I've had pretty good luck picking up Atrophied Attributes at the swap meet and flipping them on the psychic darkwave network. I spend a couple hours each day at the bins and you can find some real prizes. It helps to look for mistagging--yesterday I found Beautiful Smile tagged as Armpit Smell! But there's also niche markets that you need to be aware of, like #shockofwhitehair and #legtwitch #smellslikeyourdad, which you can really make good margins on. Not that I want to give away my secrets, but you really have to know what you're doing if you want to make any real money.
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Harriet Hunt 1/15/2022 11:17pm
We discovered a mistagging issue at the AAC Swap Meet warehouse. As a result we are issuing a recall on these items:
#831D598ED Cat Mesmerism
#E928F71269 Disturbing Grimace
#8C1DD5272 Eye of Alamut
#995AE879B Magic Hunger Spear
#B3A009F3A Smiling Angel Mask
#25BBB6A67 Full Hernandez
Check your receipts!
Nick Zeitreisender 1/9/2022 4:40pm
We stopped by the Atrophied Attributes Club warehouse to trade in our old and outdated infopatterns. It took some time in the dressing room to decouple the range, which is a lot harder than it sounds because you can’t always trust the expiration dates, or they’ve become foundationally entangled with positive present level function, but after awhile we’d filled a whole shopping basket. @Harriet Hunt
herself took it out to the tables but when she came back said they didn’t have any newer routines in stock at the moment. So we were like “well that sucks I guess bring us back all that stuff we just decoupled from” and she went back but like half of it was already gone. Which was like super awkward because what we’re supposed to go around half time-naked till we break in new patterns? With our stubs hanging out? Harriet said “well it is a swap meet so it’s not like we have a bunch of brand new stuff” like we were supposed to think about that before we stripped down? She’s trying to make it sound like our fault which is completely lame. Beware the swap meet!!!
Lindsay Shapley 1/3/2022 10:11pm
I visited the AAC swap meet, thinking I might “trade in” my gravitationally bound qualities for something more concrete.
But I ended up absorbing the stuff on half the tables into my orbit and things were flying around and then I began to manifest all of their qualities as a kind of superior omni-being.
Until the campus security came, anyway.
I’m not allowed to go to the swap meet anymore.
Hubert Hevans 1/1/2022 8:20pm
I exchanged my frankness for honesty at the Atrophied Attributes Club Swap Meet!
Ask me how. To be one, know one.
Harriet Hunt 12/31/2021 11:29pm
New Year New YOU!
The Atrophied Attributes Club is opening our warehouse (and our catalogue) for free exchange of personal mindsets, attitudes, habituations, memories, ticks and tricks that you're ready to say goodbye to, and pick up a new one in exchange.
The AAC warehouse is behind the gym in one of the old supply sheds for the cafeteria, and will be open to walk-ins all through January.
Drop in and we'll fix u up!