I am afraid I can neither confirm nor deny my production company's role in the events or non-events of the evening of Valentine's Day. I'm really kind of breaking the rules by even letting you know that any such "production company" even exists! So, please trust me when I tell you I can't tell you anything.

Also, if you haven't returned your costume yet, the deadline is this Friday, otherwise you won't be able to get your deposit back (or you can have it dry cleaned yourself).

Just a quick note to everybody who's in the production (whether you know it or not) -- you're doing GREAT! You might have noticed me ghosting around campus, keeping track of everybody on my clipboard, and you're all hitting your marks and remembering your lines. Keep up the great work, and whatever you do DON'T THINK ABOUT THE SHOW!

Thanks to everyone who made it to the auditorium last night to express interest in our upcoming production. We had a really full house, and I'm sure you remember me up on stage with my clipboard making the opening remarks. That should be all you remember, of course, because if this is going to work, none of you can be consciously aware of your role in the show. But I can assure you that you all did splendidly, and I just know we're going to create something amazing. I'm really excited!

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