I'm not sure if I'm using my Trans-dimensional Shape Foam bed right because I can't control my thoughts. I lie in bed and say to myself "Don't think about not sleeping. Don't think about not sleeping," but then of course it's the only thing I can think about (not thinking about not sleeping) and the bed gets really confused and lulls me into a half-sleep but then I remember what I need to be not thinking about to achieve that state and then I'm not sleeping, or at least I'm dreaming of not sleeping. So I don't really get any sleep.

I couldn't tell if this is covered in the 100% satisfaction guarantee or not.