1/17/16

Dear Diary,
My psychicness reached an all time high today! One of my special abilities is that when I sing I can break glass. Also, my singing can convince people to do whatever I want them to, but breaking glass is way better. Anyway, I was singing, minding my own business when BAM! All the windows in my house shattered! I was like, woah! My sister was like wow! My dad was like what?! My mom was like *gasp*! We were all freaking out. I didn't even try to break the windows, I just did! My parents were so proud of me and my sister was really jealous because I have such cool talents. I guess if I could fly and talk to animals like her, I would be jealous of my glass breaking too. Anyway, I was so proud of myself that I went outside and walked along the trail in my neighborhood. I sang the entire time, and I heard glass shattering every step I took. It was great! Living the life, man.

Until next time,
Lana