Quick! Go outside and you'll find the LIME Group has delivered a Very Victorian Christmas for us at Psyhigh! The snow is falling lightly on the Hansom cabs and growlers being drawn down the gas-lit streets. Put on your scarves and muffs and if you're lucky you'll experience the charm of a Victorian Christmas on campus.

There's no guarantee exactly how long the LIME Group can maintain this setting. Since this morning we've passed through the Old West Christmas, a Very Mesozoic Christmas (only a few dinosaurs remain wandering campus), a Post Singularity Christmas (please return any cybernetic implants to the administration building), and a Very Swinging London Christmas. But for the time being, the Very Victorian Christmas appears to be stable, so if you're on campus over the holiday, enjoy! Courtesy of the LIME Group and the APSA.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

This is the LIME Group's "Old West" programming, @Dank Memes. They're continuing to have trouble adjusting their settings for the "Very Victorian Christmas" that we ordered.

Some students have suggested firing the LIME Group on the spot and denying them access to our local reality generators, but after examining our contract more closely it seems we've given them complete control for the duration of the holidays.

So, until further notice, come enjoy meals down at the chuckwagon, roll out your bedroll and just let the horses graze for the night.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

The LIME Group has been notified about the problems with their reality settings. They claim it's due to lingering malfunctions in the wake of the Reality Accident, and are also blaming @GROTTO G.S.M. INC., but the terms of their party planning contract are clear that they bear full responsibility for "maximum customer satisfaction."

While they make their corrections, please enjoy the "Futuristic 19th Century Submarine" setting they've inadvertently produced. It's not that far off from the Very Victorian Christmas we'd asked for, but please do NOT open the hatches or the dorms will be filled with freezing cold sea water. And the occasional giant squid tentacle. Instead, just find a luxuriously upholstered velvet settee and enjoy the view out a porthole while the LIME Group twiddles the knobs.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Get ready for a Very Victorian Christmas at Psychic High School!

For those students sticking around campus this holiday season, the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) has hired extra-dimensional party planners extraordinaire The LIME Group to give Psyhigh its most Victorian Christmas ever! All week they'll be tweaking the levers of the Reality Machines and giving the campus that Victorian flair.

You'll also notice their staff of pneumatically controlled steam-driven automatic robots putting up the gas lights and bunting. These remarkable devices will be receiving their instructions via the Ghost Server Network administrated by @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. (which we have assurances is now fully armed and operational).

So put on your button-up boots, frock coats and corsets and get ready for a VERY Victorian Christmas at Psyhigh!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

I don't see why everyone was so surprised when The Thought Leader won. Even if he only controlled 47% of our brains, it's the 47% that controls executive function, which is where it's at, AMIRITE?

So, while it may feel strange for 48% of your brain to be controlled by a smaller portion, I'd like to remind everyone that this is the exact function of the subconscious, which has served us well since the beginning of evolution on this planet.

Reptillianly yours,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Sooooo stoked to see the Thought Leader tonight -- in the FLESH! I have been the Thought Leader's #1 fan since before he got famous, so there really isn't another student on campus who knows more about him and his vision than I do, I'm sure.

But EVERYBODY should go and see him tonight! That's what he says to do. So we've been lined up in front of Mesmer Hall since dawn. We've got lawn chairs, blankets, and kickin' the jams on our Singing Wood speakers. We'll have sunscreen and refreshments all day, so stop by for MAD HYDRATION when you get your place in line, cuz it's gonna be packed!!!

NOBODY can resist the Thought Leader.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

That's right, @Periwank, it's that time of year when we all suck... Assorted Candies!

It's the annual APSA Spring Fundraising drive, and that means we're bringing out our delicious flavors of official Active Psychic Student Association candy treats for everyone to enjoy.

Since they've been in a crate in the APSA crawl space for a few months, they've reached a really succulent level of aging. There's Gruyere, Cheddar, Roquefort, Mold, Shark, Squab, Kombucha, and Vinegar-Maple. Also, try out our new 2016 flavors: Cardamom, Pencil, Fried Chicken, Beet, Paperclip, and Seaweed (improved!).

At the APSA, we take our psychic activism very seriously, @vallerina, and it's only through your donations that we're able to purchase more Assorted Candies and have more fundraisers.

So come visit us this week at our card table outside the cafeteria and suck... on the great taste of activism!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

The APSA is pleased to announce that @Emma Weildsburry is this week's New Student of the Week! Yay!

For the next week, Emma will get to choose to sit in either the Underwater Horse Chair or the Space Cat Chair in the cafeteria at lunch time.

Choose wisely Emma!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Viva la Juventud Psíquica!

The APSA is always excited to promote awareness about our international psychic students! They bring so much to our supernational supernatural community. That's why we're stoked to introduce @SilentBoss, and look forward to hearing more about the life of psychic youth in Mexico--and all the other countries in the Psyhigh educational network worldwide.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Hey! So that was a great dance, wasn't it? And everything at the Heart Fesitval leading up to it. The APSA sold a TON of Kava-Yage Brainfreeeze Smoothies, @Missy Tengler's Fart Squad was sublime (I've never seen rainbows that high! And that trick with the megaphone and the glitter? Outstanding!), the Timberland Saw Orchestra was really something, and the of course the bands!

It's all kind of fuzzy what happened after the Heart came on stage. I just remember it must have been really great because I feel super! And the new Caretakers got picked, and everything's just peachy.

So, a big thanks to everybody from the ASPA! Let's make this the most Heart-filled year yet!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)