I don’t even know why I have to take P.E.
Hello. I’m ethereal.
Like, I don’t even have a body.
So, how am I supposed to catch a ball?
And if a ball goes right through me in dodgeball, how come that counts?
We need P.E. for etherals where we see who can descend into the earth or go into outer space the furthest. Let’s so how you do at that, corporeals.
Fardambango

I don't know why P.E. shirts are mandatory. I don't even have substance, so how am I supposed to wear them? Just like float around them or something?
I wish you people would stop trying to force everyone to be corporeal. There are those of us who prefer to be ethereal. Why don't you just keep your fleshy parts to yourself.
Fardambango