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Food poisoning
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5/21/2017 4:51pm

Did you know that Wild Wild West Cowboy Delivery Company beans are distributed by @GROTTO G.S.M. INC., @Crystal Rosethorn? I dug the can out of the recycling to read the ingredients because they've sure got the little buckaroos riled up, and they're giving the Lava Kids a whole lotta pester. But the ingredients are a bunch of artificial stuff I've never seen before. And a lot of those ingredients aren't even real words I don't think.

As long as you stay clear of the Magma Dorms you can pretty much steer clear of the tiny cowhands. But I can't help but feel responsible for 'em. And their mayhem. I'm thinking if we can train a heard of cats to corral 'em up that might be a wa forward. Of course we'll need to fit the cats into flame retardant suits. And train 'em not to eat the little guys.

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Food poisoning
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5/11/2017 1:27pm

I got my can of Wild Wild West Cowboy Delivery Company beans from @Crystal Rosethorn and let me tell you they were STANKY!!! But I guess that's good because it will help lure the little cowboys out from under the furniture and the cracks in the walls where they're hiding. I did run into a bunch of them moving a herd of mice across the floor of the common room in Mad River dorm, but they scattered when I came back with a dustpan to try and scoop them up. They're real quick on their tiny little horses.

So I've set up my trail of smelly beans through the dorm and right up to the Chuckwagon Live-Miniature Cowboy Trap™ and nothing else to do now but wait and check the trap in the morning. In the meantime I'd like to thank everybody for putting up with their hootin and hollerin and for not stomping on them when they bite.






Food poisoning
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5/9/2017 1:12pm

Ok but just make sure they're WESTERN BEANS because my lil buckaroos are VERY particular. NOT Great Northern beans or Boston beans or Guersney beans or Jelly beans or anything like that.

Painted Pony or Pinto or Appaloosa beans might be ok though.

@Crystal Rosethorn





Food poisoning
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5/8/2017 1:09pm

Hey you Psychic School Lunch experts! I've got an idea about how to round up my little lost buckaroos and it's all about the beans!

All I need is help smuggling a few hundred beans out of the kitchen. Then, we make a trail that leads through Mad River Dormitory all the way to my Chuckwagon Live-Miniature Cowboy Trap™ (that I bought at the Techno-Botanica from @Ekaterina S.) and then we've got 'em. Yee-haw! Whaddaya say, @Whiny Betty and @Jo Luna? Help an ol' cowpoke out?





4/25/2017 10:23pm

I told you guys not to mess with my Cowboy Habitat. Now they're lose and on the rampage, setting up little barbed wire snares and snortin' up whiskey and hootin' and hollerin' to beat the band. I'm going across campus to sleep in the common area at Spruce Hall till they get this infestation cleared out.

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4/21/2017 8:24am

I have misplaced my Conceptual Life Modeling project! It is a Cowboy Habitat, and fits inside a shoebox. Please don't anybody step on it or sit on it because I'd hate to lose those little guys, and I'm sure they'd sting you if they got the chance.

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