I have been informed that the leader of the cow rebellion is Olympe. I have been told by insider sources the Olympe has entered into discussions with the head master. I am unsure as of yet what the negotiations are about but the disrespect has only gotten worse. All of the cows now seem to believe that they are in a position to demand special treatment. These include hoof massages, longer karaoke sessions and soup made entirely of human souls. (Obviously we couldn’t provide the first one) I will hopefully be able to keep you informed on this front.

Has anyone else noticed that the cows in the agricultural department are consistently rebelling? I seem to not be able to get them to walk in any direction, stand still, or even preform low level matter manipulation. I first noticed it on Monday when after guarding a gate created by some of the calves’ hap-hazard use of their horn lasers and waiting for to one of the other students to use her telepathic tendrils to manoeuvre any escaped cows back into the paddock. One of the cows was standing close to the hole. Have you been near a cow lately? Is it just me or do they seem to be getting bigger recently? This one was nearly two meters tall and exceptionally fat. She looked me dead into the eyes and mooed. I began learning cow when I was 7 but gave up quickly so I am nowhere near fluent but I didn't have to be to understand her meaning load and clear, she was calling the other cows. They came in droves, nearly 50 cows packed up around the hole I was guarding. I attempted to make sure they didn't move any closer by clapping, shouting, and causing small changes in the Earth’s magnetic field however they, on the commanding moo of the original ring leader, stood their ground. Once the other student had returned, we closed up the hole in the fence. That was when I heard a moo I could understand, it was the moo that roughly translated to uprising or revolution. As I said before, is anyone else having a similar problem or am I merely an easy target for nasty cows to disrespect?

There are two people who share one mind which makes it difficult to tell them apart, which causes problems as they are twins and dislike being so. Their names are Matilda and Matthew or as referred to by their friends as Tilly and Matty. They both enjoy video games and lord of the rings. They wear the same clothes they have the same haircut and have the same friends and yet they refuse to even admit their relation. the other day by mistake Iphito (a historical exchange student who is staying with my friend the mountain spirit of Serra do Mar) called Matthew Matilda and the pair of them set on fire and very nearly started a bush fire. We had to utilise Sterlya’s water controlling abilities for nearly 12 minutes. I do personally think that perhaps they should attempt to deal with whatever sibling rivalry that is harming their relationship. But then again being the same is something that makes them who they are as individuals.

-Jackie

I thought I should introduce you my dog. His name is Grayson and he made entirely of solar winds. I have been informed that his curly wool, hooves, four stomachs, and predominantly grass based diet technically make him a sheep I still love him as a dog. He's a little bit gloomy and the sun tells me he's a bit moody some times so I hug him all the time. He doesn't eat much because he's mainly sustained by sun light (possibly though some kind of photosynthesis? I don't question it). That's about all there is to my dog. He's very cute and important to me.

-Jackie

Thank you for the warm welcome Nicola! How are you finding Psyhigh? It's certainly unlike any school I've been to in the past!
I can defiantly relate to being interrupted! I often have horoscope columnists asking for me to check their predictions or lovestruck teenagers demanding to have minor changes in their amorous favour (Although I have found that creating minor traffic jams will often keep away people the stars might think will be a problem!)
I can't say I've had any run-ins with psychic cats or ethereal portals yet so I'll be sure to keep an eye out thanks for the heads up!

Hi there! So I'm Jackie I'm super pumped to finally be enrolled at Psyhigh! I've wanted to come here since the dream I had when I was 7 where a large ethereal spirit being (I nicknamed him Mr. Earnest Cloverfield III) in the shape of Hygiea (the asteroid. Though obviously it wasn't the real asteroid. I do know the difference).
So should I describe my psychic abilities now? I have premonitory dreams, and (I'm not sure if this is technically psychic or just a normal thing everyone does) I can perform minor fortune telling and fortune changing based on stars which I can sense the exact positions of.
(In case you couldn't tell I overuse brackets sorry!) I'm so excited to talk to some other psychics! There's only one in my home town and that's the immortal old lady who works at the coffee shop and keeps sending my telepathic messages about what it was like in the early 1800s and I don't want to conform to the teenage stereotypes but I've already heard about all that (The Rosette Nebula is obsessed with Elizabeth Blackwell and you know what nebulae are like)



Jackie Pakerman