I tired to remember my first week at school and was told it exceeded my memory limit? Is that new? It says it’s still stored but I have to pay some small amount per month if I want access. Was this in the terms we signed whe we enrolled? I can’t tell because that is also in the portion that’s behind the paywall.

I think those technicians did something to the Nostalgia Filters. As I was reminiscing about my initiation ceremony into the Order of Eaglets, I was suddenly offered the choice of seeing my memories "with ads" or, for a small recurring monthly fee, "ad free." I chose "with ads" and I did not know that the salt being used was provided by Morton's, and that the candles were from the Yankee Candle Co.! So I immediately ordered the "Old Book and Feather" scent from their online store. Ah, memories.

Techs in blue jumpsuits asked me where the Nostalgia Filters were. I have a warm memory of seeing the filters on my first campus tour as a freshman, in some underground facility beneath the pool in the sports complex. Remember that? We were all so young!