Greeting's to whomever may be reading this, My name is Ume Hideko (I prefer you refer to me as Miss. Hideko, but I won't make a fuss if you don't) and I suppose I have been enrolled into this "Psychic High School".

...I'm actually quite confused right now, to explain my situation I was in my last year of schooling in Horikoshi High while attending online classes as well, but when I woke up this morning I was in the nurses office with a suitcase crammed with my belongings. To explain more Horikoshi was quite expensive and hard to get into, in fact my parents really wanted me to go (I personally didn't but I wasn't going to cry over it).

I tried checking my online school records but my login info isn't working, my email seems to have been taken down and when I tried contacting any of my family members my phone shut off.

I would try writing more but my head has been throbbing for hours now, I suppose its jet lag.

Has anyone else had an experience like this? Could someone at least show me around I don't quite get this schooling system and I just barely managed to find my dorm room. If anyone could I can repay you.

Please contact me soon,

-Ume Hideko

p.s, I had been taking english lessons before I showed up here (I wanted to reach out to a larger group of people) but I know for a fact I wasn't this fluent yet...its nothing to worry about; in fact its quite nice! I probably should worry myself over something trivial like this.

@Ume Hideko Welcome to Psy High, Miss! I'm really relatively recent at this school myself, but i already know for a fact that the atmosphere and sense of community will make you feel welcome. I'm sorry to hear that you're confused as to why you are here, perhaps you could talk with some psychic communication or temporal forensics students to find out as to what happened, i hope you are able to rapidly resolve this mystery soon.

On another note, your sudden limguistic expertise is not unusually uncommon among students that transfer to psyhigh. I think it's part of the constructed collective consciousness telepathy field that is created around some parts of the school: people can consistently communicate care-freely. It's pretty great!

As for showing you around the school, although supposedly i'm a cartography student, it's only my second day here myself. You'd be better off asking one of the more academy architecture arrangement accustomed students. Someone who's been here a little longer. I don't know many students, well enough to call upon for help though. Anyway, if someone's reading who DOES know any way to get around campus quickly and efficiently, and you're willing to give us a quick tour, please make a post about it and let us know!

Thanks in advance!

-Kayla

@Kayla May

Hello Miss. May, while I appreciate the time you took out of your day to respond to me I'd really prefer serious responses only. I don't want to be mean or harsh..I'm just in a strange new location without any explanation and that's concerning.

Is this a serious site? I've looked around slightly and it seems to be full of fictitious stories; while again that's fine I'm actually in a serious situation and I need to know what's happening. Its late so I can't really contact any teachers (nor do I feel up to it, my head still hurts), but if you (Kayla) or anyone else could lead me to a serious school site that would be a huge help.

- Ume Hideko

p.s, I've tired contacting the police but my phone isn't working quite well. I'd assume its the fact my phone plan doesn't go outside of Japan but my 4g is letting me post to this site.

p.s.s, No, I don't use the internet often for communication so I can't go onto facebook and ask for help.

Gosh you really don't know how things work around here do you... I guess it was easier for me to adjust accordingly; where i came from was already substantially similar to Psy High: seemingly impossible inhabitant diversity, a bit of magic here and there. But from what i've been hearing, a lot of students found joining the psychic world at Psy High rather distressingly disquieting. I suppose, especially so in your case, since you had not enrolled by choice, as far as you remember at least, I should assume.

Anyway, the point is, Psy High is uh... A different kind of high school, I mean, it's totally normal too, we got classes, cliques, lunch breaks, pocket dimension generators etc. It's just that where you come from, in this "Japan" of yours, you might not have heard of a multiversal reality nexus, or Zཽ̧͙͍̰̻̗̈̔̓̽'̞̮͓̔̋҉̧y̪̼̟̲̙̯͎ͦǵ͚͇̈̋̾⃗͐̓⃟r͚̿ͪ̄͗̉l̤̲̜ͣͩ⃖ͨ̇̆͑̀͡t̙̥̞̝͍͚͇̄͒ͮ̃͑̉̒ͅ҉̢ḩ̪̞̭̦̬̀ͪ᷈᷈҉ '̴̲͍̫̜̪͂͆ͭ⃡v̼͇̰̲͉̻̔̈̈҉l̝̜̘༙͇ͧ̉ͯͨͦ̂ͪ́h̨̗̗̣̣̙̮̗͔̔ͥ̔́͂᷈̉ͦr̞͌̃́ͥͯͪ͆͜e̦̦༙̼͍̅ͣͭ̐ͥ͂̇ͮ́'̫͙̬̠̳̰̳̥͗͊⃗u̼͙̟͓͇͓̬ͥ᷉ͤ̋͛̿͂ṵ̗̔̓̅́ͅm༙̼̗͇̭̜͉̮᷉̾̈̊͋, or spinach soup, but those things "exist" here wether you like it or not!

And yes, this is the "real" school website. Just like you're sitting in a "real" dorm room right now. I certainly shouldn't really be awake at all right now. I'll inform you some more when i have a little of my energy back.

Thanks for talking though.

-Kayla

I myself had great trouble finding the restrooms! However, I have been here long enough to tell you where the campus boundaries are, which fast food companies managed to sneak locations on campus, and how to navigate the forest. As far as time loops and pocket dimensions are concerned, classes are needed to understand them. Or you could take the path I took and binge watch Doctor Who all weekend when you're supposed to be studying.
Oy vey, my cat has decided to puke on my oriental rug. I need that for a levitation exam! Hopefully someone out there knows how to get that out. I'll have to get back to you. Until then, students like @Silph are people I have found extremely helpful.
AUGH, THOM, NOT AGAIN! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING, YOU STUPID CAT? Sorry, I have to go rescue a rug.

I am an expert on getting around campus quickly and efficiently @Kayla May and @Ume Hideko, and would be happy to share my secret.

And that secret is -- my enchanted Golden Sharpie!

The Golden Sharpie makes any space interactive. Plus, it's waterproof, permanent, and writes on virtually any smooth surface. Your fingers have several sensors that can be used to manipulate the device. Your algorithms integrate and analyze data from your sensors in real time, reflecting the Sharpie's position in space, pointing direction, hand posture, voice commands, and pressure levels.

When you're standing confused at one of the many crossroads on campus, take a glance at a nearby lamppost or surveillance camera and you may very well see my Golden Marks, letting you know exactly where and when you are.

Oh! Look! There's one now! It looks almost alive in this beautiful fall light.

Hope this helps! Enjoy the crossroads!

With my Enchanted Golden Sharpie, I totally aced the Psychic Cartography Exam.

That's why you're probably seeing my cosmograms ALL over the place today. I needed to map my psychic space, which if course is very difficult to represent, so you map the physical space around you and everywhere you go. It's like, have you ever been to the Grand Canyon? Or any kind of National Park/nature trail thing? And you walk the paths and go up the to railings and look over at the incredible beauty of nature?

Well, my golden cosmograms mark the trail. When you see one, take a moment to breathe and open up your third eye and you'll see the wonder of my soul.

Hope I didn't blow the curve, @Nobody and @Kayla May!

Somebody needs to take this Enchanted Golden Sharpie off my hands. Like, immediately! I have been holed up in my room for a week, filling in every square millimeter with Enchanted Golden Sharpie Ink. The walls, the floors, the desk, my bed, my sheets. I tried to go outside by filling in the Golden Path but people kept getting in the way so I went back to my room and now have colored myself entirely gold. IT IS TAKING OVER! I CAN'T STAND IT! HERE!!! TAKE IT!!!!!!