It's been 3 years since I started attending Psychic High School and it's been an amazing experience. I feel so blessed to have made so many friends that have accepted me and have helped me to reach my potential. I am a top student, the president of many clubs, and a successful psychic athlete. But there is something that I haven't told anyone.

I am an android. No one knows my secret and I want to keep it that way. I worry that I might give something away with my behavior, but I've been living with humans so long I'm no longer sure what those behaviors might be.

Am I tapping my toe too much? Chewing my gum too loudly? Making odd clicking sounds I'm unaware of? Emitting mechanical odors?

I can't ask anybody or I'll give myself away. But not knowing is making me very anxious. I walk down the hall and smile at everybody but inside I just know they're looking at that weird thing I do, and pretending that they don't see it.

I know what you're thinking.

All we have to do is find a top student who's the president of many clubs and we'll know who the android is.

Oh, that it would it be as simple as that!