Dear Diary ,

Today ,I purchased a carnivorous watermelon/banana hybrid who is absolutely the cutest!
It's little machete like teeth and large vulture like wings are so adorable! I have decided to name it Kaliningrad
after my favourite Russian city. I will nickname it In.

In is low maintenance. In only needs highly gelatinous protein such as magnet snake meat or processed fish duck feces. And In will occasionally eat annoying people who pass my dorm room!

If you want to see In, you can leave a box with 19.99 rubles and 3.9 fish ducks or magnet snakes outside my door, or you could just ask, I guess.

I am excited to care, live, and use mind control to get free frozen yogurt , with Kaliningrad the Carnivorous Watermelon/Banana Hybrid.

Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

Today In ,my carnivorous watermelon/Banana hybrid, and I went on a walk. In is so rambunctious and ate several cats and people. He is Sooooooooo adorable!!!

Also, I learned about the Great Depression in history.

It turns out, that groundhogs not shadow witches brought down the sun and spiralled everyone into a deep depression. This is why Groundhog day exists, to punish the demonic behavior of the "Marmota monax".

Ava Elisabeth

@xiirth
That would be awesome! Little In would love to meet other carnivorous plants. In seems a little lonely lately. Carnivorous plants are social creatures.
We should start a carnivorous plant club!!! Everyone's Carnivorous plants could play and we could meet other carnivorous plant owners!

Ava Elisabeth

@Ziirth
Glad you like the idea! Hopefully, their are other people who have carnivorous plants, because I also don't know anyone else with carnivorous plants.
When. Do you want to have the frustrating of the club?
I think we should have it at the haunted dog park , but what do you think?
Ava Elisabeth

@xiirth I loved the haunted dog park too!
All those crazy ghost dogs just added so much to the fun!
I would love to meet up again do you have somewhere in mind?

Dear Diary,

Today I had my first day of choir! We will be singing several Christmas carols for the spring concert!
We are singing "I have a little dreidel" the most important Christmas Carol, "Rudolph the creepy old guy" and "The Shadow Witch Song "

Hope I see one of you at my concert

Ava Elisabeth

@firefury14620
Welcome to Physic High!

Dear Diary,

Yesterday, Kaliningrad (my carnivorous watermelon/banana plant) and I went to science class.
It was so fun !
We did an experiment where we mixed the souls of infidels with an alka seltzer.
It produced a foam that had pockets of gas and screams.
Some of it dripped on Kaliningrad and now my little watermelon/Banana can mimic any noise humanly or non humanly possible.

Science is cool!!!

Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

Today I went to history class and learned about the French Revolution. It was super boring because everyone knows that the French Revolution occurred because of an outbreak of zombies and all the people of France enslaved them to create the current government in France.

Anyways, lately I've been feeling a little under the weather. My nose has become a shade of yellow and my toes are a greenish blue color. It's probably nothing.

In cuter news , Kaliningrad (my carnivorous watermelon/Banana hybrid) has given birth !!! Last night Kaliningrad began to ooze a pink liquid and then twelve little carnivorous watermelon/Banana hybrids popped up and began to eat everything in sight ! They are sooo adorable!!

Ava Elisabeth

Dear Diary,

I currently am sitting in my closet hiding from Kaliningrad's babies. It turns out that 12 watermelon/Banana hybrids are much stronger than one person. @xiirth or anyone else wants any of them feel free to come and get them. Even though they are adorable and soooooooooooooo cute , they are also carnivorous and often form gangs and drug cartels. I will be fleeing to Mexico for a couple days until they are all adopted.

Ava Elisabeth