Alien McKenzie

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Alien/Human Hybrid Club
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7/10/2019 6:56pm

The secret meeting place under Heks mountain is basically done! We've got the hidden entrance (behind some dry bushes, but will soon replace it with a door that looks like rock), the rotating ice tunnel (necessary to get you through the otherwise impenetrable magnetic forcefield) and then finally the pièce de résistance--a completely realistic simulation of a spaceship! Andromedan design, according to the extraterrestrial salvage dealer. I'm hoping it will help wake up those memories. For all of us.

I'm having an A/HHC open house tomorrow night, so if you feel like you might be the product of an alien breeding program--or just alien curious--drop by! We've got a simple, non-invasive test, which isn't 100% accurate, but it's a great place to start.

ภคгﻮг๏ק!

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Alien/Human Hybrid Club
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7/5/2019 7:23pm

The meeting space for the A/HHC is coming along very nicely. I've been buying salvaged alien technology and having it delivered to the lava tunnels on Heks Mountain. The budget that the school gives startup clubs is pretty small, but I got some awesome deals on the psychic dark web.

The manuals I was able to purchase are pretty ancient, but it seems like kind of an IKEA thing going on. Anyone with an uncanny ability to decipher extraterrestrial runes, sign up for the club today!

ภคгﻮг๏ק!





Alien/Human Hybrid Club
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6/29/2019 8:16pm

Not getting a lot of signups for the AHHC. Maybe they don’t like the heat? C'mon! No Reptilians out there?

Well I'm still building our meeting place anyway. Inside the dormant lava tunnels on Heks Mountain.

ภคгﻮг๏ק!





Alien/Human Hybrid Club
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6/18/2019 10:05pm

Do some people think your features are oddly oversized?

Do some people think your features are oddly undersized?

Do some people think your features are oddly perfectly proportioned?


Or do you have ALL of the traits described above?

YOU MAY BE AN ALIEN/HUMAN HYBRID!

Find out today!

Sign up for Alien/Human Hybrid Club (AHHC)!

Applications accepted here online, at our booth in the commons during lunch, or via the Cognizant Network at 314 THz.

ภคгﻮг๏ק!





Alien/Human Hybrid Club
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6/10/2019 7:38pm

Are you visited by strange hairless visitors at night?

Does your family observe rituals no one has ever heard of?

Are you compelled to visit remote rural areas to await... something?

Then sign up for Alien/Human Hybrid Club (AHHC) today!

Applications accepted here online, at our booth in the commons during lunch, or via the Cognizant Network at 314 THz.

ภคгﻮг๏ק!





Alien/Human Hybrid Club
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6/2/2019 8:44pm

I’m looking to start an alien/human hybrid club for students who, like me, are the result of alien breeding programs.

Unlike most alien/human hybrid clubs, we will be accepting members with any degree of alien investors in their DNA, not just first or second gen.

With summer session just beginning, find me outside in the bright sunshine of the commons. I’ll be wearing a broad brimmed hat, hoodie, and dark sunglasses, because my skin is so sensitive to the rays of your sun.

ภคгﻮг๏ק!