Did anyone see Alice in class today? Man, that girl was on FIRE! Literally.

The flames don't seem to hurt her though. It's all that ambrosia that she wears. She says it's a treatment her aunt is giving her to make her ageless and deathless.

But if you ask me that girl is TOO HOT ALREADY! WOO HOO!!!

Last night I saw the light men. Or maybe one of @Princess Karnack's "snow-men."

I don't remember getting out of bed, but I was at my window looking out, over the yard, towards the trees, at the little dirt road that used to take you out to the street. Before the subdivision got built and blocked us in.

I'm looking and I see three figures, human shaped, walking together, and I think one was slapping the other on the back and joking around. But they were glowing, like they were transparent people filled with static electricity. More electricky than ghosts ever are.

Maybe I was sleepwalking, but suddenly I got very scared of not being in my bed, so I ran back into it as fast as I could. I don't remember falling back asleep.

This morning it seems like a dream, but I don't think so.

Even though people can't find our house, lots of other things can. Ghosts, foxes, random thoughts, sentient moonbeams, the occasional psychic hobo. So it doesn't surprise me these snow-men wandered in.

But I shudder just thinking about them. It's like just by looking at them, they knew I was there. I hope they're only passing thru.

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Cassandra Propaganda house show -- featuring the Mysta-Gogos -- @ the Gray House tonight @ 9.

With: The Hooded Freaks and Power Value Stance.

PLUS! Special Surprise Guests!

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The Gray House is on the old side of town, right next to the railroad tracks.

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The snow-men are everywhere in town! Have you seen them? They are totally multiplying.

I was in Ray's Diner, because they'll let you do your homework in there late as long as you buy one cup of coffee. I looked up and counted 7 of them, all wearing trench coats and fedoras, sitting at the counter, sitting at booths. But you could see their grey static skin sparkling in their hands when they held their menus or their coffees and you could see their grey static skin sparkling in their cheeks when they turned to whisper to each other.

I got out of there right away.

I was at the music store in town today, buying a new strap for my tambourine, and the staff is completely new. It's like they fired all the knowledgeable people who used to work there and replaced them with these super grumbly guys in trench coats and hats. They don't know where anything is (not a guitar strap, a TAMBOURINE STRAP!!!) and they are terrible at customer service because they don't speak, just let out this continuous kind of white-noise hiss. Plus, they don't look healthy at all. Kind of pale. And glowing. Like an old black and white TV screen.

They've also got to do something about the static electricity in that place. I was getting zapped when I'd walk across the carpet and touch anything. I'm considering upgrading the zils in my tambourine, because they're not giving me all the resonance I want in the Linear B thz range, but when I reached out to touch the Chromium 9000 titanium tambourine I got such a shock I nearly fell off my feet! Other people in there trying out the amps were blowing fuses right and left. It was a total mess.

I think I might have to start buying my tambourine parts online.

Welcome the Union of Electrical Peoples!

Psychic High School is pleased to announce a new agreement with the Union of Electrical Peoples, who will be assisting on campus for the rest of the busy holiday season.

The school was able to strike quite a bargain with the Union, who are very diligent workers, new to this country, just trying to make ends meet for their growing electrical families. As a result, we will be transitioning large numbers of our former school staff into a "transcendence program," whereby they will discover a new skill set we call "looking for other jobs." Please don't look at them as they march across the street from the administration building.

We suggest you get to know our new Union of Electrical Peoples staff, and feel free to greet them and welcome them to the Psyhigh Family. With practice, you may be able to decipher their white-noise based language. Also, always wear rubber-soled shoes when interacting with the Union of Electrical Peoples.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

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Sapir/Whorf is holding an anti-Black Friday/buy-nothing learn-in and guerrilla salon this weekend, but only the regulars showed up. Plus the whole anti-Black Friday thing is now getting co-opted by giant corporations, so what's the point? Might as well buy something from your local/indie stores and help out mom&pops, I figure.

But the streets of town are filled with the snow-men or whatever, the static/light people, doing a giant shopping crawl from the Walmart to the Costco. It's like a zombie riot out there! If you get caught up in it and need to escape, drop by Sapir/Whorf and I'm here making PWYC coffee.

Just when I'm about to get my big break in the chromosonic shoegazer scene, @Hormiga Man and his Cassandra Propaganda refuse to play out. "No more shows! Studio only!" he says. And Power Value Stance isn't big enough to get anybody to show up on our own. I was playing my tambourine to a janitor and his dog last night at the Spoon Bender.

Worse, The Cassandra Propaganda has taken over the practice space on campus and won't let anybody else in. That's what that big continuous arc flash is east of the gym. It's got its own line right to the school's generator and they're just cranking it 24/7. But they won't even let anybody in.

@Big Jim can't you kick them out and let some other kids in there?