I think I'm gonna start rumormongering. Feel free to post any strange stories you hear about people here. And if you have a request for a rumor about a specific person, I can help you out.

This rumor is about the stairs. Supposedly, if you step on the steps in a certain order, you'll be sent to a strange land composed entirely of stairs and doors. Apparently, several people are trapped here, including myself. Small world, huh? That's the rumor! Spread it around.

This rumor is about Mr. Sterne and the buzzing noise.

Supposedly he can make you fail a test when he says the same thing wrong three times. And you know when it happens because the buzzing noise gets louder, which is the bees that live in the walls.

This rumor is about journal posts.

They were told to make the servers very inclusive.

Accessible to any student. Even the undead. Even the prebirth. Even the parallel.

Some of the posts are from the wrong version of Psychic High School, not our (debatable) dimensional space 566422327-HGE555. Some of the posts are from the wrong point in time, not the current year of 2007. Some of the posts are from the wrong server, originating from some casual journaling hobby website accidentally tangentially linked to our school's servers.

Where do you think you are?

This rumor is about @GOTTO G.S.M. INC.

I've heard that they manage the servers, but nobody's ever seen or heard of them. Somehow exactly they are ALWAYS aware when somebody is talking about them. You'll casually mention them and then a note'll appear or a voice will boom out. It's freaky.

This rumor is about the campus.
I'm doubting anyone actually goes here.
I haven't seen anyone here since Friday. And even then, I only saw two people, and when I went back to see if they were real, they were gone. Or maybe the school is intentionally isolating me. In any case, I can't get home and I'm getting rather lonely, so if anybody sees me please hold off on hazing me and tell me what's going on.
Another thing: where are the groundskeepers? It's not like everything is overgrown, because the lawns look like they were just cut. But the trees are terrifyingly big with seemingly no gaps between them to escape out of. And I think they might be getting closer.
Anyway, spread the rumor that hazing has been made illegal and punishable by a VERY hefty fine please. I'm tired of wandering the grounds.

This rumor is about the Stairwell 18-3-Z12 Monkey Clock. Apparently, the monkeys never tire out, never stop and never take breaks. Just slap, slap, slap, high fives all day every day. Are they real monkeys? Something about it just seems... off to me.

OK, so students have been dissappearing for days and the cook has just come out with the new 'meat' special. As horrific as it seems I think the meat is students. Now I'm all for a good piece of human flesh but that's the weird thing. The students going missing are the ones from the bus, and human isn't the right word for them. Whatever you do don't eat the meat suprise. And spread the word

~wood

I would like to dispel the rumormongering concerning the Meat Surprise in the cafeteria. It happens to be my favorite dish.

The Meat Surprise is not the rendered flesh of Psychic High School students. It is humanely harvested from the bodies of vegetable babies grown into the shape of Psychic High School students. The PHS Bus has been the delivery service from their pens to the cafeteria, and they are of the 5'3 with blue hair variety.

If you are a vegetable baby and have not yet presented yourself for harvest, please knock on the back door of the cafeteria three times -- two short, one long -- between the hours of midnight and 4am on weeknights.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Vegetable Baby Activity Coordinator

So I tried the above rumor and then the world went black. I woke up strapped to an operating table with most of my bones missing. Speaking of which, if you find a femur or a thigh bone in today's Meat Surprise, I'm gonna need those back. Thank you in advance.