Ms. Hazeltine

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Psychic Emotional Focus Group
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3/20/2021 8:11pm

Yes a Psychic Emotional Focus Group to help hyper-sensitive kids control their emotions and their powers is an excellent idea, @Sweetie!

Which room would you like to use for your meetings? Currently the Room Full of Screaming Clocks is available, as well as the Haunted Slaughterhouse, the Piercing White Noise Room, Lava Pit #4, and The Very Tiny Room Filled with Spiders. There may be some other options -- you can see the list of rooms available on the bulletin board outside my door and use the clipboard to reserve the room you like.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator


P.S. And you are welcome to have Clyde as your official familiar! You have my blessing. Just make sure Clyde has had all the shots and passed the familiar safety tests.





Rumormongering
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3/8/2021 10:19pm

Ah yes @Demetrius demarcuse you must be here for the Meat Surprise?

The cafeteria is past the administration building but not as far as the gym. Enter via the loading dock area in the back and knock three times -- two short, one long -- between the hours of midnight and 4am on weeknights.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Vegetable Baby Activity Coordinator





School Song Competition
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2/28/2021 2:35pm

Congratulations to Psyhigh muse @Daydria Mounts for being selected as the winner of the Psychic High School Song Competition!

Daydria will be performing the song (for the very first time publicly) at the all-school assembly this evening in Mesmer Hall, backed by Tulka's Throat Singing Club.

Festivities begin at 7pm.

And thanks to everyone who entered, because you're ALL winners in Psyhigh's book!

Looking forward to seeing everyone tonight.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

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Rumormongering
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1/13/2021 8:28pm

I would like to dispel the rumormongering concerning the Meat Surprise in the cafeteria. It happens to be my favorite dish.

The Meat Surprise is not the rendered flesh of Psychic High School students. It is humanely harvested from the bodies of vegetable babies grown into the shape of Psychic High School students. The PHS Bus has been the delivery service from their pens to the cafeteria, and they are of the 5'3 with blue hair variety.

If you are a vegetable baby and have not yet presented yourself for harvest, please knock on the back door of the cafeteria three times -- two short, one long -- between the hours of midnight and 4am on weeknights.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Vegetable Baby Activity Coordinator





The Horrible Indoors.
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12/16/2020 8:31am

Oh dear, @Annie Sweet, it seems you were not fully integrated upon your arrival. Through my interface with the Spongiform Unimind I can see you've ended up in a tiny little Hilbert bubble just adjacent to Psyhigh Prime... yes I can see you there through the membrane right now!

Let me see if @Janitor Pete can puncture you a little hole. In the meantime, keep an eye out for strings of Christmas lights or candy canes leading through any doors, and if you see one, follow it! We've got a number of students lost in the warrens of passageways between worlds and I'm sure they would love to find themselves outside our local reality with you.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator






PHS Bus
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11/4/2020 2:53pm

Oh my yes @Daydria Mounts that sounds delightful. We could even post them inside the PHS Bus, as navigational aids for students.

The last time we tried that we used the Rime of the Ancient Mariner and everyone on the bus fell asleep and came back with long beards. Even the girls. But this time let's do it right!


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





10/14/2020 8:05pm

DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT MARS

without proper protective eyewear, shielding you from its mesmerizing rays.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator


P.S. @Spirit Infinite the library is between the administration building and the gym. Kind of a modern building, built deeply into its natural setting. It can be easy to miss.

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Welcoming the Student Body
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9/28/2020 10:26pm

Yes you are doing it right, @Dry Batters. The Student Body always begins to get a bit drowsy as it comes down the home stretch of the Septemberific Psycho-liturgical calendar. All those trials and tribulations really take a toll. Plus all the soporifics we put in its food through the month.

But seriously, you're doing a great job, Dry. Frankly, the "gray snakes" are just a distraction ;) but you've made it farther down the Path of Unification than any of our other student volunteers this month. Who knows? You just might be the one!

With our sincere gratitude,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Welcoming the Student Body
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9/19/2020 8:12pm

The Student Body had its last meal tonight, at the Psyhigh Active Students Alliance's Spaghetti Night Fund Raiser! Wasn't it amazing to see it pound down those breadsticks? It's going to need all those carbs for its long night in hibernation.

But there are plenty of other perilous trials in the days to come, including the Hall of Whirling Knives, the Butter Pit, Hot Potato Hot Potato, Spam Sandwich, and all the non-food themed perils.

The front-line performers who keep the Student Body occupied in between rituals are continuing to drop like flies after interfacing with the centuries-old entity that is the Student Body, so we'll be sending callbacks to a number of you on the b-list soon.

Looking forward to seeing you in the sanctum!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator






Welcoming the Student Body
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9/9/2020 10:52pm

Well it was certainly thrilling to watch the Student Body pass through Gate Nine, wasn't it? Through the Nemesis Wardrobe, down the Retrocognitive Slide and finally into the loving arms of the @Level 8 Bouncy House. Its Traumhunger readings remained in check the entire time, so you kids in the Student Body Brigade are doing a great job. And it looks like you're right, @Abigail C -- it seems to love crab!

New Student Awareness Alert: Don't forget the Daily Disorientation Tour at 2pm (@Eon Jordan, @Celine and @dollbaby you might be especially interested in that), and Alternate Family Therapy is held every second Tuesday, @Leah Fey, in the Burned Down Wood.

Also, please join us for a very special Reading Rainbow event with @Chloe Spyglass in the Kaleidoscope Atrium at 11am this Friday!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





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