I need a rumor about a... certain someone. He's stolen my identity and injected himself in my place. I believe his name is @Lucas Arrum . You are being deceived. He is not who he says he is.

See egg in n Dr. Elf

I would like to say that there is no credibility to the rumor that I am not who I say I am. How silly! IF I were truly an impostor, how could I be psychic, hmmm? How could I not know my own locker combination?

I AM NOT AN IMPOSTOR

Just saying you leave your locker unlocked all the time. You even removed the lock. Don't ask me how I know. *hurriedly finishes copying homework and closes locker* *runs back to class*

Anyone know how the teachers get their test mannequins? I hear rumors about the teachers using the shells of whoever is gutted for the meat surprise lunch. I'm pretty sure that is true because Ms. Hazel's potions dummy looks a lot like Matt. Anyone else hear anything about this?

you guys got a cafeteria?

Ah yes @Demetrius demarcuse you must be here for the Meat Surprise?

The cafeteria is past the administration building but not as far as the gym. Enter via the loading dock area in the back and knock three times -- two short, one long -- between the hours of midnight and 4am on weeknights.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Vegetable Baby Activity Coordinator

Theres something fishy going around the Necromancy Club. Some say that there is a monster stalking the halls near the necromancy class, and it kills the last kid out.

I heard that some sort of monster stalks the halls near the Necromancy club

OMG! the thing destroying the plants is Tim Wayland! If only I knew where the principals office was...