So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delight?

That's kinda cringe, innit bruv?

Hey @Poo Pee

Where were you? I went down to the old gym, like you said, and you never showed up! I waited for hours and a cross-dimensional worm decided to try and eat me! Thank god I escaped...

Seriously though, where were you?

Well, I usually find going out and getting some exercise usually helps. Hang out with your friends and playing with my pets usually helps!

And if that doesn't work, get checked for Plasmoids. Nasty little things always seem to glom on when I don't expect it.

Hey, I understand. I've felt that way many times in my life. And really, we have two options here: roll over and give up, or we can keep trudging on and pushing forwards. And who knows? Maybe you'll find something really cool and special just around the corner.

Hello there

I need a rumor about a... certain someone. He's stolen my identity and injected himself in my place. I believe his name is @Lucas Arrum . You are being deceived. He is not who he says he is.

So I tried the above rumor and then the world went black. I woke up strapped to an operating table with most of my bones missing. Speaking of which, if you find a femur or a thigh bone in today's Meat Surprise, I'm gonna need those back. Thank you in advance.

This rumor is about the Stairwell 18-3-Z12 Monkey Clock. Apparently, the monkeys never tire out, never stop and never take breaks. Just slap, slap, slap, high fives all day every day. Are they real monkeys? Something about it just seems... off to me.

This rumor is about @GOTTO G.S.M. INC.

I've heard that they manage the servers, but nobody's ever seen or heard of them. Somehow exactly they are ALWAYS aware when somebody is talking about them. You'll casually mention them and then a note'll appear or a voice will boom out. It's freaky.

This rumor is about the stairs. Supposedly, if you step on the steps in a certain order, you'll be sent to a strange land composed entirely of stairs and doors. Apparently, several people are trapped here, including myself. Small world, huh? That's the rumor! Spread it around.