We've had a request for "more transparency" about our work rounding up the wild and stray thoughts around campus and it's clear the student body lacks a clear understanding of what this kind of work entails.
1. If your thoughts are chipped, and have merely become lost or confused, they can be claimed at Stray Thought Shelter during business hours on business days.
2. Uncontrollable thoughts will be removed from campus, chipped or not.
3. Thought traps have been placed around campus, easily identifiable by the hot pink tape (which is a color that thoughts are unable to see). Tampering with thought traps is prohibited.
Just follow these easy protocols and we know you'll find a much clearer and easy to understand campus quite soon.
Thoughts at Psychic High School have been getting a little out of control, so that's why they called me in:
Milt Wilkerson: Thought Wrangler
You've got your Stray Thoughts. They're a handful. And the Intrusive Thoughts -- they can be a bear, let me tell you! And in general a lot of Dysregulated Thoughts. So I've been hired by the school (you can check my credentials with @Ms. Hazeltine
if you like) to clean things up.
I'll be working the campus grounds over the next month, including many public areas like your cafeteria, library, gym, and of course the dorms. If you see the hot pink THOUGHT ROUNDUP tape, please give our specialists ample room.
You may find this process disruptive. Thanks for your understanding.