Yodel-ay-ee yodel-ay-ee yodel-Ooooo!

Well I know it's not right to speak about the pixies' weight behind their backs. SHOO PIXIE! SHOO! *smash* OWWWWW! But let me tell you ever since eating @Holly Hock's special desserts at the Pixie Welcome Brigade they have become as big as bowling balls! And just as heavy. If they can get airborne at all it is only for a moment and then they SMASH down on the ground leaving a great big dent! Many of my leetle flower friends have been crushed, and I have to shoo the pixies out into the woods or they will smush them all! Not to mention my toes, which the pixies have a tendency to land on when they try to whisper in my ear. *smash* OWWWWWW!!!

Maybe it is that your fairy food here in the gardens is too rich for pixies? They keep squeaking and moaning and getting bigger and uglier each day. And so hungry oh my my they are eating up all the ferns and pinecones! They won't be happy till @Holly Hock makes more of her delicious treats yes I am sure of it.

Yodel-ay-ee-ooooooo!

Yodel-ay-Ee-Oooo!

Thank you so much everyone for the delicious potluck last night! Ooooo my goodness what tasty vittles you have down here! In the highlands it's all just nectars and lichen and air, but @Holly Hock knows how to cook up the richest, most delectable desserts the pixies have ever tasted. Toasted Marshmallow Butterscotch Pie, Spam and Sausage Honey Torte, Caramel Satan Foot Dip, Blue Ginger Chocolate Truffle Eyeliner...

As their translator, the pixies wanted me to tell you all how much they appreciated your welcome party! Thank you to @Tamara Cowslip for putting it on, and to the fairies, the gnomes, the leprechauns, the banshees, the brownies, and even the witches @Serafina Wolfsbane and @Esmeralda Featherton for coming! The pixies feel very welcomed.

But oh how those pixies have gotten fat! They are bending my petals and squashing my leeetle purple aster friends flat. Maybe they must go on a hike to work off all these extra calories!

Yodel-ay-ee yodel-ay-ee yodel-Ooooo!

Yodel-ay-ee yodel-ay-ee yodel-ay-Ee-Oooo!

Hallooo to all my new Psychic High School friends! It is I, Alpine Aster, and I've just come down from the high country with a few of my leeetle flower friends to camp out in your be-U-tiful gardens! Do you like our snappy purple lederhosen?

We enjoy spending our time up in the mountains, but between you and me, those pixies were driving us CRAZY! Always flitting here and there, jumping off our petals and rustling in our underleaves. We couldn't get a wink of sleep. So we marched on down the mountain and have settled here, between your pine trees and your ferns. Ah, such delicious air! And not a sign of those.... wait! WAIT A MINUTE! What was that flitting by? ARRRRRRGH! SHOOO! SHOO PIXIE!

Yodel-ay-ee yodel-ay-ee yodel-Ooooo!