As the season bitters into winter, some of my friends are getting ready for hibernation. Others are beginning to feel more at home in the cold weather. Me? I'm getting buried alive in all of these winter clothes my mom keeps sending, with notes that read "Bundle up!" Or something to that extent.
Sorry I haven't written. I was trying to summon ghosts, which in a whole is rather bothersome, not because it is hard, but because I don't feel challenged by the class at all! Besides, we were only allowed to summon a Class I poltergeist, or in layman's terms, a floating white blob who is too lame to have a story to tell. They are usually inanimate objects or dead/miscarried babies. Also some kid with quote, "pro skillz with a z" unquote, decided to summon a demon instead. Ah, I hope we have a skilled enough healer to cure his egotitis. Oh, no, his psychic power is inflated self confidence! That's probably what that big lump on his back is. Sorry you had to witness that awful excuse for a seance, @
Alexander. At least people like you and I were successful.
I'm asking to switch to the honors class tomorrow. Someone must have messed up my schedule. Plus, the honors class is taught by Dr Tahity of the Citadel, my favorite teacher.
In other news, they just built a restaurant on my dimension of campus! Finally, I can avoid the hassle of portals. Omega and I went on a date the day after the Grand Opening. They have some good mushroom cappuccino, and tiramisu! And the view was amazing as we were right next to the Statue of David. From an alternate universe.
When we were first seated, I saw it, and I told Omega, "Don't look left!" He almost threw up. Oh, good old David.
For our next date, I might take Omega to the past, but I'm still working out the details, like what era we'll go to, or how we'll get there! I know we have a Time Travel department somewhere around here, and they might have some time-space machines I can /borrow/. I'll try to decipher @
Aaron Dee's golden markings. Maybe we could go to the Renaissance! Or to a speakeasy brothel in the twenties! Maybe I'm getting too carried away with this project.
I want to get a deal with the S-AL like @
Nobody. Or I could invite her over for a séance! And Alexander! Ooooh, that'll be fun. I'll do both.
There is something that I cannot seem to locate in the back of my brain. Ok: next vacation, I am taking an internal journey. How do I do that? I don't know.
Well, I've been rambling a bit. I have to go, I have a heist to plan.
Dear Somebody,
Today was an interesting day. I walked outside to eat my lunch (a sprinkle sandwich with onions and rhubarb), only to discover that the weather-controlling classes were having another "friendly" battle, and I had the misfortune of getting caught in the middle. Again. I'm still trying to get all the hail and meteor rocks out of my ears.
In other news, @
Pearline invited me to a seance at midnight tomorrow. I think @
Alexander is attending as well as a few others. I was told familiars are welcome. I'll have to find my ink black bee-bonnet and Ethereal Sprinkles (from Sprinkle Co. of course), though. And Claude's pentagram collar. He insists on only wearing it for special occasions. He says it itches. Maybe I'll also bring one of my Self-Aware Library books. I just got a new one bound in Orgre skin. It mentions techniques on limb binding, soul binding, power binding, book binding, time binding, mind binding, spirit tying, and a lovely recipe for cabbage soup. It also has step by step instructions for entering the Time Department undetected, and how to use their equipment. It almost looks like this entry was written in Pearline's handwriting. I'm sure it means nothing. Anyway, I wonder which spirit(s) we'll be summoning?
Farewell for now,
Nobody