What do you call a Club of Clubs? No, I'm not talking divination--I'm talking teenage nation! 

Here at Psyhigh it's important that all clubs be registered. That way, things don't get out of control, like last year, with the "vying for control" and the "trans-dimensional war." 

Each club leader just needs to tell us a little about their club, and leave a lock of hair or some fingernail clippings. No big deal!

This year, just to make things "fun," we'll be choosing one newly registered club and awarding them their very own Psyhigh Mandatory P.E. t-shirt! I guess all the members of the winning club can share.

The winning club will be chosen on their originality, usefulness, legality, good looks, charisma, and threat level.

So tell us all about your club. Multiple entries encouraged! The winning club will be announced in Psyhigh's October Newsletter.

Speck Mason
Psyhigh Club Register Registrar
Psychic High School

As president of the Key of Solomon Club, I'd like to welcome all incoming freshmen to our "Informational Warming Night" this Tuesday at Mesmer Hall.

Come and hear about the KoS Club and how through service, purity, and unwavering character, you can become a better leader, summon and constrain demons and compel them to do your will, and gain fame and power beyond your wildest dreams.

Hope to see you Tuesday!

Hello, new students. As this new fall semester rolls in, we have many clubs to offer. In the Planetary Correction and Creation Club, we offer many entertaining activities. For first years and new admissions, we have the Creative Planning activity where you plan what the higher-ups are to do with the planet or others. For second and third years, we have Partial Addition and Assistance, where you help the fourth years create the ideas and the planets the first years have thought up. For fourth years, as this is our final year, we will be taking most control for the solar system and park of our galaxy, the milky way.

Though I am not staying for long these few semesters, I am still residing as the president as the PCCC. Please consider applying, I believe you'll have an amazing amount of fun here, alongside honing your creativity for the greater good.

Thank you,
Aliah Estella Esper.
President of the Planetary Correction and Creation Club.
Fourth year at PHS
Student body president

I'm not sure it counts as an official "club" but Tom Tiddle and I have been mapping out the places in town where things don't quite line up and you can squeeze through and explore them.

We call it the Doors and Windows Club. We have a clubhouse.

Follow up to tonight's meeting: All the robes, nemmes, tabards, and sashes will be back from the dry cleaner's this Friday.

Let this be a reminder that all the bathing and fasting isn't just for show! When we open up these portals, a lot of seriously gross gunk can spew out unless we're all 100% on the top of our cleanse game.

And yes, Blaine, I am looking at you!