What do you call a Club of Clubs? No, I'm not talking divination--I'm talking teenage nation! 

Here at Psyhigh it's important that all clubs be registered. That way, things don't get out of control, like last year, with the "vying for control" and the "trans-dimensional war." 

Each club leader just needs to tell us a little about their club, and leave a lock of hair or some fingernail clippings. No big deal!

This year, just to make things "fun," we'll be choosing one newly registered club and awarding them their very own Psyhigh Mandatory P.E. t-shirt! I guess all the members of the winning club can share.

The winning club will be chosen on their originality, usefulness, legality, good looks, charisma, and threat level.

So tell us all about your club. Multiple entries encouraged! The winning entry will be announced here in this journal at the end of the month, so stay tuned!

Speck Mason
Psyhigh Club Register Registrar
Psychic High School

As president of the Key of Solomon Club, I'd like to welcome all incoming freshmen to our "Informational Warming Night" this Tuesday at Mesmer Hall.

Come and hear about the KoS Club and how through service, purity, and unwavering character, you can become a better leader, summon and constrain demons and compel them to do your will, and gain fame and power beyond your wildest dreams.

Hope to see you Tuesday!

Hello, new students. As this new fall semester rolls in, we have many clubs to offer. In the Planetary Correction and Creation Club, we offer many entertaining activities. For first years and new admissions, we have the Creative Planning activity where you plan what the higher-ups are to do with the planet or others. For second and third years, we have Partial Addition and Assistance, where you help the fourth years create the ideas and the planets the first years have thought up. For fourth years, as this is our final year, we will be taking most control for the solar system and park of our galaxy, the milky way.

Though I am not staying for long these few semesters, I am still residing as the president as the PCCC. Please consider applying, I believe you'll have an amazing amount of fun here, alongside honing your creativity for the greater good.

Thank you,
Aliah Estella Esper.
President of the Planetary Correction and Creation Club.
Fourth year at PHS
Student body president

I'm not sure it counts as an official "club" but Tom Tiddle and I have been mapping out the places in town where things don't quite line up and you can squeeze through and explore them.

We call it the Doors and Windows Club. We have a clubhouse.

Follow up to tonight's meeting: All the robes, nemmes, tabards, and sashes will be back from the dry cleaner's this Friday.

Let this be a reminder that all the bathing and fasting isn't just for show! When we open up these portals, a lot of seriously gross gunk can spew out unless we're all 100% on the top of our cleanse game.

And yes, Blaine, I am looking at you!

Psychics always complain about the weather, but nobody ever does anything about it!

Join us for Weather Club -- regular meeting on Thursday afternoons at Norse Hall, and whenever there's interesting weather brewing.

Can you call up the wind? Call down the lightning? Lend us a flying umbrella?

Come and meet the team!

Cooking club!

Usually we just follow recipes we get online or from the grody old cookbooks in Home Ec (Or "home ick" as we sometimes call it! Hilarious!) but this week we have a very special guest from the "old country," famous for her gingerbread houses, who will be giving us a special in-person demonstration of her technique, and even show us one of her secret recipes!

So, meet us this week at 7pm Thursday in the cafeteria kitchen. We're told we need the biggest oven we can get! It'll be HOT.

Tom and I had the windows and doors blown off our A-frame clubhouse today and we're fightin' mad! Those hotshots at Weather Club are nothing more than vandals and bullies and we're not going stand for this kind of abuse. You're about to see just what a serious "reframing" can do for you.

For the record, no one from Heavy Weather club has imploded any shacks recently, A-frame or otherwise, @Avery Anderson.

Maybe your doors and windows don't fit as well as you think they do! Were they ANDERSON windows? Maybe your dad can just give you new ones. XP

Do you like sewing? Do you spend your free time creating beautiful costumes and fanciful dresses?

There's a lot of work to be done creating vestments and ritual garments for the Key of Solomon Club. New robes, alterations, and some heavy duty repair and stain removal.

That's why I'm starting the Golden Needle Sewing Club. Earn money doing what you love! We meet in the Psychic Home Economics Lab Tuesday nights at 8pm. All materials provided. If you're not familiar with Level III Wards and Sigils we can teach you. Join us and help sew the worlds together as they rip apart at the seams.